feisty muse is always feisty

[lollipopkitty]

What the hell--HEY! Hey, mun! Yeah, you.

The one with the goofy grin on her face, why the heck are you harassing me again? I thought I told you the last time to go buzz off. Why you're not listening to me? Got a death wish or something, kid?

I know I'm beautiful, smart, and quite amazing in every sense of the word but I'm not interested in you. So how about you go die in a ditch somewhere or do something useful like that?

Go play in traffic! Sheesh! Just go do something other than tick me off.

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[jayokuhotenjin]

[H-Hey ...8(]

What's wrong with eggs?

[lollipopkitty]

Eggs are high in cholesterol and fats, genius. So the more you eat, the higher your chances of becoming a fatass are.

So in the end, your skinny little ass will be gaining a big ol' belly in no time with some "love handles" to boot.

[jayokuhotenjin]

[le gasp] How could you say such horrible things about such a beautiful, innocent, and refine piece of food, like an egg!? No, no, I honestly shouldn't expect a freak like you would understand, always eating those candies and rotting away your teeth. Truly, you wouldn't be able to appreciate them with a mouth like that.

[...Could it be?] Are you...perhaps jealous of these gorgeous eggs?