Mun's been given the black spot, whoops. Game is high_seas.

[justguidelines]

If that idiot starts singing that damnable song at any point, it be you I'm coming for after I gut him throat to groin.

And after you? Miss Swann, for teaching it to him in the first place.

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[twilightstampede]

What song is that?

[inexplicitly]

Kindly inform your fleas that their entire party will be joining you as you excuse Miss Swann of your company.

...and your odour.

[merlumineuses]

I think you should be more worried about the one my mun just suggested to yours.

[justguidelines]

Aye, and like I'll be telling you.

[justguidelines]

Glass houses, mate.

So I hear tell, of course, that pig pens be the place these days for drunken sots to take a caulk.

[justguidelines]

Aye, I've heard of it. And since all that modern nonsense be rubbish to begin with, I expect that.

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[inexplicitly]

So I hear tell, your ship, si -

[inexplicitly]

...pirate.

[bootycalling]

..Who was it that stranded me on an island with him in the first place?

You only have yourself to blame, Captain Barbossa

[justguidelines]

Nay, I'm afraid you're wrong there, of course.

Was our good Mister Turner who failed to specify when or where he wished you to be set free, so I thought I would kind and give Jack a bit of company the second time around.

[justguidelines]

Yes, I wondering if everyone were beginning to forget, thank you.

[inexplicitly]

Have no worry. The carrion betrays you.

[bottlearum]

[ The only warning that Hector gets is this: A smug smirk and an inhale.

That's it, that's all he gets. And then... ]

♪ Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, drink up me hearties, yo ho! ♫

[ Let's be honest, here. You have no one to blame but yourself. ]

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[justguidelines]

[Jack.]

[justguidelines]

[Jack.]

[justguidelines]

[And here you two were getting along so well otherwise.]

[justguidelines]

[But you know what this means, of course. You do. He is going to brutally murder you.]

[justguidelines]

[And keep murdering you until he feels better. Because the resurrections are unlimited.]

DONE.

[justguidelines]

Jaaaaack.

[justguidelines]

Now now, flattery'll only take you so far.

[bottlearum]

[ Jack knows that look. He's seen it on Hector numerous times and the resulting fallout from that look has never, never ended up well for him.

And yet.

And yet, his smug smile is still in place because he's damn proud of himself at the moment. That will, of course, all come falling down the moment Hector decides to get his revenge, but, for now, he's pleased. ]

Hector.

[onefool]

Jack.

[goddammit way to go dude you just put Elizabeth in danger and since there's an Elizabeth in this post that actually matters]

[bottlearum]

[ Will, Will, dearest Will, calm your tits. Jack's pretty sure darling Elizabeth can take care of herself. And, if not, he's also certain that one William Turner will jump to her defense.

He ain't bothered. ]

Will.