dear_mun | Mun just finished the most recent book and is itching to play him; Canon is His Majesty's Dragon

Now see here, you... you uncouth slag-bag. I have far too much to occupy me for any gallivanting off to these strange worlds you're thinking of. They do sound very interesting, and if things were calmer at home, I might very much wish to go adventuring. But Napoleon continues to be a perfect nuisance and I am sure even once we have trounced him entirely, there will be more than enough trouble to be getting on with. And if I were to go to any such places, I take it Laurence would not come along? In that case I absolutely refuse. I would like it best if I never had to stir without my friends, but you most assuredly do not <i>dare</i> separate me from my captain. I am sure you remember what became of the last foolish people who tried that?

Besides, these places are so very... small. I certainly do not want to shrink. I am very much my own right size. How am I to have enough to eat, or space to fly and exercise? No, I cannot see how it will be done.