mun has to resist a potential impulse app- voice testing, canon is Rune Factory 4

[thunderboltguardian]

The hell is this all about!? You haven't even beaten the game yet, and you decide to pull me in here anyway!? Idiot, you know I don't have time to mess around with you!

[...]

Tch, whatever. Just keep that one kid of yours away from me. He reminds me too much of that pebble-brained dwarf.

[Wow, Yosuke didn't even do anything to you, Dylas. Rude.]

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[weiss_so_serious]

Is this kid tall, blond, and scraggly? He is rather pebble-brained.

[thunderboltguardian]

That guy? No, you've got someone else.

[weiss_so_serious]

[Weiss shrugs. Whoever that is, he and Jaune would probably get along...]

Anyway, I feel your plight. My mun picked me out of Beacon too early, and the "first season" isn't even over yet. Whatever that means...

[thunderboltguardian]

[He'd probably agree, but he hasn't bothered even learning Yosuke and Jaune's names. He hasn't really bothered learning anyone in the headspace.]

Are they all that dense? They think they just magically know everything about us?

[weiss_so_serious]

Having been in this headspace long enough, I can say this with confidence: Yes.

[Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shots fired.]

[thunderboltguardian]

[Shots of ice and lightning all up in this place.]

And just why do they think we even want to be around them? I don't even want to take part in any of this weirdo's ideas.

On top of that, she doesn't even have a spot to fish in this place.

[weiss_so_serious]

Oh they don't care what we think. The both of us could be thrown to an enchanted castle against our wills. Maybe you could find a place to fish in there.

[thunderboltguardian]

I already overheard her thinking about that, and she better damn well not consider it! That idiot's in no place to do anything, and there's no way in hell I'll even agree to that to begin with!

[And he better not hear his mun considering bribing with carrots either.]

[weiss_so_serious]

Don't enable them. Resistance only makes them want to do it more...

[That sounds kind of wrong]

[thunderboltguardian]

Yeah, and if she tries it then I'll just kick her and Doug into the lake!

[If he can locate one, anyway.]

[weiss_so_serious]

Then I wish you the best of luck.

[thunderboltguardian]

Tch, I don't need luck for those idiots!

[Dylas calm your pony ass down.]

[weiss_so_serious]

I'm going to agree to disagree. At least concerning your mun.

[Muns and their omnipotent powers...]

[thunderboltguardian]

What, you know something that I don't here?

[weiss_so_serious]

Of course I do. [She's the smartest girl in class, after all]

We cant fight against our mun's wishes. That's simply impossible! You can kick that Doug into the lake, but not your mun. As much as we both want to do that.

[thunderboltguardian]

... 'Impossible'?

You're kidding, right?

[Sorry, Weiss, he doesn't believe you for a second.]

[weiss_so_serious]

You're welcome to try.

[Yes, I still haven't forgotten you trying to freeze my brain, Weiss. Timing it perfectly while I was eating ice cream too. You little...]

oh god, my hero

[bestmerchant]

Well aren't you cranky? Sounds like the empty stomach kind of grumpy, if you ask me.

Something a friendly traveling merchant could totally fix!

[cursedcharms]

It could be worse. Your mun could be trying to put you in that pony game.

Then it'd be offensive and shameful.