who knows roxy, who knows

[tipsygnostalgia]

i cant tell if ur sat here drunk and petting ur black cat just to be ironic
or if the two of us rly are simiar in the ways people say
*similar

anyways point of this was-
u already have a place that you are senidng me too so why r u looking for another
im not compaingin about it i just wanna know why?
*complaining

Comments

[uchihawagamama]

Learn to spell.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i can spell just fineeee

[uchihawagamama]

Fine. You can spell "fine". And no, you can't. You're worse than Uzumaki.

[tipsygnostalgia]

it was elongaed for EMPAHSIS
whats an uzumaki anyway

[uchihawagamama]

He's my illiterate teammate. He's almost as terrible at spelling as you. Are you drunk?

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe just a little bt
*bit
im not illiterate fat form it
*far from

[uchihawagamama]

Hn. How convincing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

obviously the fact that i am reading what you wrote
and conversing with you
shoudl proof that i am not illieterate
(prove
*

[uchihawagamama]

Your typos speak for themselves.

[tipsygnostalgia]

spelling errors doesnt mean i am illierrate
*illiterate

Let me know if this thread jack isn't okay

[not_a_jutsu]

What did you say?!

[This felt like the old days to Naruko and she reacted in the same way she normally would.]

its ok <3

[tipsygnostalgia]

who r u?

[not_a_jutsu]

Naruko Uzumaki. Who're you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

roxyyyy the name on everyone lips yeahhh

but in all serious ness hi
how r ui?
*u

[not_a_jutsu]

I'm fine I guess. What about you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

doing p goood

so do u know him
mr grumpypants over therew
*there

[not_a_jutsu]

Sort of.

My mundane says to just describe it as "multiple universe shenanigans."

[tipsygnostalgia]

right
mine just calls it tme vullshit
*time BULLSHIT

so are you like his gf or somethign

[uchihawagamama]

FUCK NO. NO, HE IS NOT.

[tipsygnostalgia]

he? thats obviously a girl, dude

[uchihawagamama]

It's a prank. He changes into a girl to make people horny.

[tipsygnostalgia]

seriously you can do that/?

[not_a_jutsu]

Hell no! He's a girl in my universe and I wouldn't date this asshole ever!

[tipsygnostalgia]

woww unoverses can give sex changes
thats pretty drastic

[uchihawagamama]

Shut it. You're a girl. Girls want to date me.

[not_a_jutsu]

Not everyone wanted to date you, even your girl self you smug....UGH! Now I remember why we weren't friends at first!

[uchihawagamama]

Name one.

[uchihawagamama]

...Naruto, don't be an idiot. You know that stupid jutsu doesn't affect me.

[not_a_jutsu]

Ugh I'm not Naruto and I wouldn't try to use a henge to get your attention anyway.

I'm from a different universe dummy.

[uchihawagamama]

Yeah, right. I'm not dumb enough to fall for your pranks.

[not_a_jutsu]

I'm being honest but I guess there's no way for you to tell if I'm using a henge or not. Haruno-chan could see if I was using my chakra but you're probably way behind since you look like Uchiha from back before.

[uchihawagamama]

You mean Sakura?

What the hell do you mean "from back before".

[not_a_jutsu]

Well I'm just guessin' our lives were the same. I'm older than you, I'm twenty.

[Of course even if that was true she was still fairly short.]

[uchihawagamama]

Wow. You're old.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah right! I'm just a mature woman while you're still a kid. Now I'm way stronger than you!

[uchihawagamama]

You? Mature? Fat chance.