I am so sorry Terezis of DW.

[bothme]

you got an up and motherfuckin wicked timing munbro
A WHOLE CADRE OF MOTHERFUCKERS COULD ALL AND TELL YOU THAT
diggin me up onto your forepan like you is ready to be puttin me up for the motherfuckin slaughter
YOU EITHER FUCKING BE DUMB OR GOT YOUR OWNSELF A SICK MOTHER FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR
but it is all fuckin good my chillest of mundanes
YOU GET A PASS THIS TIME
you just up and won yourself a chance for pullin me into your cozy ass cast
ON ACCOUNT THAT YOU KNOW WHO I AM ALLS BEEN TRYING TO BE

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[inscrutableirony]

What are you talking about?
Don't tell me you're about to flip your shit again.
The last thing we need is your juggalo ass going on another murderous rampage.
Tell you what, I've got one last bottle of Faygo here and I'm willing to let you have it if you promise to behave yourself.
No murdering people.
At least for a little while.
What do you say?

[bothme]

[OH SHIT. That is all sorts of unfair, Dirk. You know what a motherfucker's achilles heel is.]

honk

[Check Gamzee out with his playing innocent. He's making with the grabbyhands, and not implicitly promising dick-all to anybody for any reason.]

[inscrutableirony]

[Dirk waves the bottle just out of Gamzee's reach. Yeah, he knows you want it bro, but he isn't going to give it up without a promise.]

Now repeat after me:
"On my honor
I will do my best
to do my duty to Faygo
and my bro, Dirk,
and to obey his request
to not fucking murder anyone
to keep my chucklevoodoos in check
and my hands to myself
for the next couple of hours."

[bothme]

[Brother, that is a lot of words Dirk wants him all to be up and remembering. What he gets in response is a fair amount more succinct:]

we aint gonna hurt
A MOTHERFUCKING FLY
my soda totin bro

[He's wobbling back and forth in anticipation. Oh shit yes, wicked elixir come to papa.]

[inscrutableirony]

Okay, the whole clown scout pledge was a little much.
Here you go, bro.
You've earned it.

[And Dirk gives him the bottle.]

[bothme]

[And paradox space is temporarily saved from twisted motherfucking destruction at the hands of a subjugglator, thanks to Dirk Strider.]