dear_mun | Fingers crossed for asgardeventide

Yo. Vault hunter, vault hunter yo. Vault hunter! Vault huuuunnnntterrrr ! HEY YO VAULT HUNTER WORD UP MY GURL!!

Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo... yo!

Y~y~y~y~y~yooooo! Yoyoyoyoh~ yo0o0o~ It sounds so weird when ya say it over an' over, an' over agains~...

Got ya attention yet? Hey look! Vault hunter lookah me! Look at Meeeeee! Its Tiny Tina in the hizzouse! For realz yo, I gots a super fly mission for you!

Finally!~

Okay so, I need ya to hand in d'application for me over at the illustrious world of Assguardevendies.... Say what? That's not what it's called? Gurl! Ya best shut that mouth, I know what it's called! I'm jus' tryin' to add a lil flava to the equator-... Equation... Ugh! I oughta pimp slap ya for correcting me all da time! It's my goddamn post!.... Aww baby I take it back, I can't stay mad atchu, lookit that face, c'mere an' give Tina a lil sugar. Dats better. HM!

You'll need to rewrite some of it, I kinda got tea an' oil on the copy I was workin' on, whoopsie. Come back an' see me when yas done an' I'll give ya some eridium. Now get outta here, I need some time alonez with my main squeeze Mushy Snugglebite~ OH! An' Enrique is huuungy, be a doll an' pick him up some crumpets on ya way back wouldja?

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Being a connoisseur of the fine-ass things in life, I gots to axe... Du fuck is a cotton candy jell spread?

[Is it like a salad? I hope it's like a salad.]

But sure gurl, lay it on me! Crumpets are cruuunk I ain't had one in fiveeva!

[And Harley, being Harley produces a plate of fresh warm crumpets with blue and pink sticky spread on top of each one. The spread is actually glittery somehow]

It's what all the fancy parties of clamoring for in the parlors of Milan~

[Tina makes a noise, a low warbling, wet drooling sound. Oogling over the pretty girly looking crap spread over the crumpets.]

Damn Shawty, ya just made a gurl real happy. Its like I've died an' gone to the warm heavenly heaven of all thin's warm an' spongy... Spongyspongyspongyspongy~

[Cue the grabby hands annnnnd this will be Tina stuffing one into her mouth right about now.]

[Harley just cackles and pets the girl on the head]

Well elegant ladies like yourself deserve only the best in life! And there's no lady more proper then a lady who knows her way around explosions like you do!

[Why yes, Harley is a fan. Why do you ask?]

[Oh man, physical affection? That's nice, she ain't even hugged no one since Roland was around...]

Yea, I have to agree on agreeing with ya rather agreeable.. Thing ya just said then.

[Oh Tina is using her 'dressy voice' she's clearly flattered and impressed by Harley. Butering her up like those crumpets sure is doing the trick.]

Ya also a lady who enjoys the beauty of splosives? sweeeeeeet~ I gots a few on the go back in ma workshop, top secret an' all that jazz.

Oh ho ho~ Top secret? They must be super important!

[A gracefully twirl and a bow producing what looks like a pack of gum]

Here's a little something Mister J cooked up. He's such a smarty pants! Grenade gum~

[Popping a stick of it in her mouth she chews thoughtfully.]

I'm Harley Quinn by the way. I like to dress up like a jester and cause mayhem.

[Pulling the wad of cum out of her mouth she casually chucks it back over her shoulder. When it hits the wall it explodes with surprising force given it's small size]

They are~ But I'll give ya the scoop. See, they're a pair of hot ass twins~ Bazongazzas that could cause a splosion just from clappin' together.

[Making a gesture at her chest, suggesting her new bombs plush body to be...'well rounded' shall we say?]

Oooh dat candy?

[Tina was caught up in Harley's actions, spreading her own arms she tried to copy her.]

Harley eh? Ya real pretty~ Oh oh! I'm Tina, I like to put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die~♫

[Okay, song singing aside, Tina stopped and stared all jaw dropped in awe.]

.... That's the coolest thing I have ever seen, ever... [A grin] Imagine if someone swallowed it on accident, whoopsie~

[Harley grins wickedly and cackles like the madwoman she is]

Exactamundo! I knew you'd appreciate them as much as you appreciate fine food and ladies with curves~

[She gestures with her hands on her own body and shaking her hips just slightly]

[She is a glorious vision of heaven bestowed upon the psychotic 13 year olds eyes~ Someone just found a new role model me thinks.]

..... Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin' good...

[Don't mind her staring! Part of her is just admiring how womanly~ Harley looks. The other half is admiration and jealousy, someday she'll hopefully fill out to become a hot ass babe just like you!]

Why thank you~ Coming from such a classy lady like yourself it's an honor babe!

Here. You'll love this I bet. One second!

[She dashes off around a corner]

[And comes back in her classic costume seconds later]

Ta Da!

Hot damn~ Whatcha do with the sweet sista I was jus' talkin' to?

[She would laugh, if she wasn't too busy trying not to choke on her own drool.]

If Moxxi had a hooter twin, it would be you~... it would sooooo be you... Shit, howja even make curves like that? ...

[She falls to her knees at Harley's feet, staring up all starey-eyed.]

It's like you were made from the same cookie cuter that makes 'em badass chocchips... Mmmmmh~

[Harley soaks up the praise and adoration, reaching down to stroke Tiny's cheek and cup her chin]

I love cookies too! After we finish our crumpets how about we take some of my explosives and go knock over a bakery?

Fingers crossed for asgardeventide

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2/2 This really is just too perfect

I love your Harley~ <3 Tina is far too excited about all this!

Thank you~ If you ever wanna play elsewhere I have three games she's in, one that has no apprequired