On usernames for completely unrelated characters.

[upontherooftop]

Why the hell would I care about what username you give some other chump? Call 'em blender or explosion or Frosty the fucking snowman for all I care. It's got nothin' to do with me.

[Pause.]

Man, just go...use some random username generator shit or whatever. Why do you make such a big deal about usernames, anyway?

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[upontherooftop]

Yeah? Could be worse. Mine's got a system where if she's stumped she ends up naming people after the closest stuff to her. There's a reason there's a lotta guys named 'Cup' and 'MP3 Player' running around here.

[sukeban]

Well, that's not so bad. I wouldn't mind being named Devil Survivor or Optimus Prime.

[upontherooftop]

[He thinks about that for a moment.] Yeah, I guess that ain't too bad...I mean, I know a guy who goes by Seven. You'd get followed around by robots or weirdass cult members, but if you hang around places like this you're gonna attract that sorta attention anyway.

What did she end up going with?

[sukeban]

Yuuko. [She points at the name field in the comment notification.] See? Like so.

So, Santa, huh? You pick that one out yourself?

[upontherooftop]

Yeah, I know, but I figured it was less creepy to just ask 'stead of breaking the 4th wall some more. You know, skip all of that meta 'the mun played P4 and wants to know how everyone else is changed' shit.

Yeah, I did. Got a problem with it?

[sukeban]

It's dear mun. I figure that's what the place is pretty much for.

Not at all. I think it's kinda cute, actually. Not sure you've got the beard to pull it off, but hey, whatever works for you, right?

[upontherooftop]

Yeah, guess so. It was one of those...kinda spur of the moment things. Another guy I know ended up with 'Seven.'