On usernames for completely unrelated characters.

[upontherooftop]

Why the hell would I care about what username you give some other chump? Call 'em blender or explosion or Frosty the fucking snowman for all I care. It's got nothin' to do with me.

[Pause.]

Man, just go...use some random username generator shit or whatever. Why do you make such a big deal about usernames, anyway?

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Yes I am breaking the fourth wall. So what?

[storm_waltz]

Heh. It's no wonder you don't care much about other people's usernames - look at your own.

The fourth wall's meant to be broken.

[upontherooftop]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

[storm_waltz]

Like you don't know.

It's okay. I know you're just jealous because I got a really cool username. Shut up, Mun, we are not talking about the other one.

[upontherooftop]

[Long pause, and then the slightest of snickering noises. A snerk, if you will.] You're serious. 'storm_waltz'?

[storm_waltz]

Uh, yeah. It's awesome.

[upontherooftop]

Yeah, if you like sounding like you're some My Little Pony or some magical girl attack or whatever. I ain't gonna judge. I'm pretty sure there's a lot of people around here who's into that sort of thing.

[storm_waltz]

What?! You've clearly got no sense of style, or taste!

[upontherooftop]

Says the fucking pony.

[storm_waltz]

Your name references reindeer prancing around on someone's house! You've got no room to call me a pony!

[upontherooftop]

Man, fine, whatever. You got the coolest username around these parts and nobody's gonna compare, alright?

Anyway, I don't see why the boss bothers with usernames.

[storm_waltz]

...Glad we got that settled.

Does yours get all stressed and worried over picking names?

[upontherooftop]

Nah. Why the fuck would she?

[sukeban]

I don't know either, but it's better than taking two days to settle on your actual name, at least.

[upontherooftop]

Yeah? Could be worse. Mine's got a system where if she's stumped she ends up naming people after the closest stuff to her. There's a reason there's a lotta guys named 'Cup' and 'MP3 Player' running around here.

[sukeban]

Well, that's not so bad. I wouldn't mind being named Devil Survivor or Optimus Prime.

[upontherooftop]

[He thinks about that for a moment.] Yeah, I guess that ain't too bad...I mean, I know a guy who goes by Seven. You'd get followed around by robots or weirdass cult members, but if you hang around places like this you're gonna attract that sorta attention anyway.

What did she end up going with?

[sukeban]

Yuuko. [She points at the name field in the comment notification.] See? Like so.

So, Santa, huh? You pick that one out yourself?

[hotshot_momma]

What's significant about yours? All I really know about mine is that it's accurate and not a terrible joke at my expense.

[In that she's a hotshot mecha pilot and a mother.]

[upontherooftop]

Yeah, I know, but I figured it was less creepy to just ask 'stead of breaking the 4th wall some more. You know, skip all of that meta 'the mun played P4 and wants to know how everyone else is changed' shit.

Yeah, I did. Got a problem with it?

[upontherooftop]

Christmas joke. I'd be more pissed off but it's better than the other username she was thinking of.

[sukeban]

It's dear mun. I figure that's what the place is pretty much for.

Not at all. I think it's kinda cute, actually. Not sure you've got the beard to pull it off, but hey, whatever works for you, right?

[hotshot_momma]

Now I'm curious.

[upontherooftop]

Bad puns or 'downthechimney'. I ain't sure which is worse. [Probably the puns.]

[upontherooftop]

Yeah, guess so. It was one of those...kinda spur of the moment things. Another guy I know ended up with 'Seven.'