Got bit by the muse at work today.

[canfixanything]

Gee, Miss Mun, this is mighty kind of you!

[Look at that smile! Someone's quite pleased to actually be getting a chance to be out and about.]

I can't believe you picked me! I was absolutely certain you'd go for one of the other guys!

[He happily twirls his hammer in hand, other hand on his hip.]

Now!

What're we going to do, Miss Mun?

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muse <3

[greenscientist]

[...dubious look]

You might want to curb that enthusiasm, this isn't exactly a nice place to be. [Sometimes. Most of the time.]

C:

[canfixanything]

..It's not? It doesn't seem all that bad! Why, all my mun's other muses seem really happy!

[He's delusional.]

[greenscientist]

Really? Why? Have you asked them what it's like in this...space? [He's not sure what else to call it.]

Not that I enjoy crushing your optimism but I would hate for you to go jumping into this and get your teeth kicked in.

[canfixanything]

Well, a few of them said it was a pretty pleasant experience. The others just smiled and patted me on the shoulder. I figured that was a pretty good sign...right?

[greenscientist]

....right...

[Maybe he can't crush this kid's optimism. That might be even worse.]

I hope your mun is nicer than most then. Because surviving around here isn't exactly a walk in the park.

[afterthought, he holds out a hand] I'm Bruce.

[canfixanything]

[Optimism is both a good quality and a bad quality for dear Felix.]

I hope so too, mister. I'm really darn excited about getting this chance!

[Even if he may be a bit terrified now.

But! He'll still happily take that offered hand.]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Bruce! I'm Fix it Felix Jr!

[greenscientist]

[Bruce shakes his hand a little baffled still at his optimistic nature.]

I take it you fix things? [He's probably going to miss the deadpan tone in that sentence, but Bruce puts it in anyway.]

[canfixanything]

You're darn tooting I do! Just like my father before me!

[Aw, look at how proud of himself he is.]

[greenscientist]

[Yes, that's just...peachy. At least he enjoys being here. Bruce, not so much.]

Er, carpentry I take it? [Bruce nods to his hammer.]

[roadblasted]

Well, Fix-It, ya could start by bein' less of'a dweebface! HAHAHA!

[canfixanything]

Now that's not very nice, Turbo! Who asked you anyway??

[roadblasted]

Hey! Don't be bringin' down my free speech, man, I'm allowed t'have an opinion.

Nah, but seriously hammerhead, why ya gotta be such a goshdang goody two-shoes all the time? I know yer the hero'a yer game but so am I! Just 'cause yer the good guy doesn't mean yer not allowed t'be cool.

[canfixanything]

Hey now! I'll have you know I'm plenty cool!

[Cue puffing out his chest a bit here.]

I just don't see why anyone would want to be mean just for the sake of being mean! It's just too darn Rude and you can't make friends like that!

[roadblasted]

[The racer folds his arms and pouts.]

I'm not bein' "mean," I'm bein' honest! Yer a nerd, Fix-It, no point in lyin' 'bout that!
Tch, if they can't handle the truth then they're not rad enough t'be my friends anyway.

[canfixanything]

[Felix huffs a bit, crossing his own arms.]

Being honest doesn't mean you're always being nice. It's just a way to mask how mean you're being, and that's not very nice.

[wealldosillythings]

Aw, you're the first person I've seen in a long time that's been excited to be here!

[Though Molly tries to be optimistic, this place has had her a little run-down lately. But maybe your enthusiasm's infectious, Felix.]

[canfixanything]

No reason not to look on the bright side, ma'am! I figure things could be worse and my mun hasn't done anything too darn terrible yet. So I must be on a good path!

[He tries, he really does. He just wants everyone to have a positive outlook!]

[yourcolossalhands]

Well, if she can't think of anyplace else to send you, me and Vanellope could always use another face from home over at milliways_bar.

late to the party but dsddfasf 1/2

[recoding]

<sub>[ really. really??? why did your mun pick you, Felix? you know, when there are obviously better options out there.

kingly options. ]</sub>

[recoding]

Y'know, I wouldn't be too excited if I were you! You never know what these mun guyth are up to. One day you're minding your own busineth, polishing your kart and then you're thtuck in thome thort of- academy!

_{[ or fairy tale world where nothing makes sense and his clothes are burnt and sticky and you have to walk everywhere which is quite frankly unacceptable. either situation isn't exactly ideal, especially for such an ambitious... hacker king! you'd think he'd be treated like royalty, but oh no! ]}

And it'th on the other thide of the glass! There'th no music, no racing, no candy! I don't even think there'th any regenerating.

_{[ and pause for effect. thinking hard. ]}

It'th like we're just- just entertainment to these people!