dear_mun | Canon is the Almighty Johnsons

All right, bro. You have your own internet, the season has ended... I know you're busy, but now's the perfect time for you to find somewhere you can play me again. I know you aren't quite decided on what you're looking for yet, so I thought I'd come up with a few pointers to get you in the right direction. You don't have to go for all of them. Just two or three. Yes, I know you can more or less do what you like with me whether I want you to or not, but just listen. I think you'll find they're reasonable.

Find me somewhere I can be a wolf like the real Freki. Not all of the time. I don't mind being human some of the time. Or even most of the time. There are some things being canine would make really difficult.
Somewhere murder's illegal. Or at least is actively discouraged. And no more sending me to Murder Village, okay? I know you miss it, but I've really appreciated the break. It is so not fun when your so called friends actually enjoy killing you.
Speaking of legalities, somewhere where dope isn't illegal. Although I can let that slide so long as you send me somewhere with occasional access to it.
There needs to be booze. And lots of it. Preferably free. If we're using your imagination I don't see why I can't be drunk at least 50% of the time. Bonus points if parties can somehow clean up after themselves.
If you want to send me to a sex game I would really, really not be opposed to it. In fact I'd strongly encourage it. Only make sure it's not one of those games where you can die if you don't manage to score with anyone. I think you and I both know my track record with chicks would make that a bad idea.
Don't you dare take me from the end of everything. This one isn't optional. Seriously.

If I think of more I'll let you know. Otherwise, it's over to you. Just try and tick off as many of these as possible and I'm sure we'll both be happy.