Canon is Sports Night. RL events messing up RP ones.

[flirtyengineer]

Mun, word of advice here...I appreciate that you're trying to keep me authentic by playing me along with real sports events, but it's unintentionally causing a whole lot of drama for me.

You couldn't have known when you picked the Dodgers as my former baseball team of choice that they'd end up in the playoffs, or celebrate in Arizona's pool, or that Brian Wilson would chew out a Giants exec in full public view. But they did, and he did, and by virtue of saying my ex-boyfriend is a Dodger, and I work on a sports show, now I kind of have to deal with it.

Can Matt get traded somewhere else? Preferably somewhere not in New York so I don't have the awkwardness of him being nearby? It would make things a lot easier on me, and him, and probably Dan. That's all I'm saying.

...

Wait. That's not all I'm saying.

Dan isn't a lawyer just because his PB plays one now. By that logic, I'd have a baby. And nobody wants that.

Okay. Now I'm done.

Comments

[imaffable]

Nothing wrong with lawyers.


Oh who am I kidding.

[flirtyengineer]

[A soft laugh.]

I'd say it depends on the lawyer.

[imaffable]

True some lawyers can be dicks, some aren't.

[flirtyengineer]

This one was cute, but so very obviously not my type.