Sorry not sorry

[infospam]

I'm glad you seem to be in a good mood, but....

What's so funny about fried cheagle sandwiches?

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[seleniahymn]

[... Please say she misheard you. Please, Jude.]

Fried cheagle sandwiches?

[infospam]

Well yeah. They're pretty popular in Fenmont.

[guardios]

...

Did you say "fried cheagle sandwiches"?

[As in cheagle sandwiches?]

[infospam]

You've never had one?

[What's with all the questions....?]

[rappigdinner]

Fried cheagle sandwiches? My, my. I hope a certain few people and cheagles I know don't catch wind of that.

[ That's a lie. He imagines the reactions will be as entertaining as when he reads off recipes for rappig to Peony... ]

[infospam]

They don't serve it where you come from?

[cheagles he knew...?]

[gentlemieu]

[ A dark, fiendish creature from the depths of Vesperia has now ventured forth to express his immense distress at the thought of his distant kin being consumed so cavalierly by hungry students!

... he runs towards Jude, arms and legs a'flail! ]

Hello there!

[infospam]

Whoa...!

[Was that some sort of hideous crossbreed between the monsters in Felgana mines and a cheagle?!]

[ithinkimaclonenow]

Wait.

[HOLD UP, JUDE.]

Cheagle sandwiches?

[infospam]

....I think I'm starting to get the feeling some people aren't familiar with these.

[unrestrictive]

Those sound delicious. I don't think you ever mentioned them before.

millaception?!

[dropofspirit]

I agree, perhaps Jude should make some for all of us. There does seem to be a great amount of interest here.

[makesitbetter]

I don't really get it either. The only thing strange about them is how quickly they always sell out.

[infospam]

[Is that--]

They are pretty popular.

[muttonman]

[ In honor of the spreading popularity of this delicious and satisfying meal, the mutton man decides to offer an alternative for the day. ]

CHEAGLE. FRESH CHEAGLE.

[infospam]

[Did that voice sound familiar....?

Nah. That would be impossible right?

NPC voice budgets strike again]

[yourfononsarewhack]

There's nothing funny about that. Rations are a serious matter, young man.

[infospam]

I'm wondering why everyone is freaking out.

[mieumieu_muthafucka]

[And then the music starts as if from nowhere...]

[gentlemieu]

[ I know not who you are. Only that you are a beautiful person. ]

Hello there!

[cheagleswag]

[Mieu goes in...and quickly runs out. CANNIBALS!!]

[mieusmash]

[THIS MIEU SHALL FOLLOW SUIT. Run! Run awayyyyyyyyyyy!]

[mixolydianmode]

Who'd wanna eat those things? There's hardly any meat on 'em!

[infospam]

That's probably why they're used as sandwich fixings.

I am so rusty sob

[carriesheroes]

I don't think I've ever heard of those. [Only hamburgers.]

But it seems like everyone might not agree with you...

No problem! This is actually my testrun for Jude.

[infospam]

I can see that.

[Wow, he didn't know these things were that special...]

[beastcraft]

Don't tell me you actually eat those things!! [ HE KNEW YOU WERE HORRIBLE JUDE

BUT THIS IS ANOTHER LEVEL OF HORRIBLE ]

[infospam]

[Ivar too?

HE DOESN'T SPEAK ANIMAL.]

A lot of people do...

[selfmotivations]

Looks like you caused quite a stir.

[amused. very amused.]

[infospam]

[Hi Alvin.]

You're telling me. Now I think I know why my mun was so amused.

[dances_with_ligers]

[Fried cheagle sandwiches? While cheagles aren't exactly her favorite...They're still sacred beasts.]

Why would you eat a cheagle?

[infospam]

I'm not sure myself, at this point.

[swimdere]

[What in the blazes is a Cheagle and why is everyone so upset---Oh. Upon gaining awareness of other threads and learning the true dastardly nature of this foreign delicacy, Chloe only has one conclusion: EVIL!!!!! It's a knight's duty to stop this heinous consumption of adorable creatures!

Thus...]

DEMON FANG!

[infospam]

[Whoa...!

Lucky for Jude, Snap Pivot is a thing.

Have a dark haired boy showing up directly behind you Chloe.]

Wait, I can explain...!

[cosmicbabysitter]

Hm... You're talking about food, yes...?

[This eldritch abomination hasn't eaten since, well, he saved Ellia. That was a long, long time ago. ...Eight hundred sixty-three years to be exact. He'll place a hand right about where a human stomach is as it growls and he'll frown.]

...Ah, how I miss the days when human sacrifice was the norm...

[infospam]

.....human.....?

[.....Who was this guy....?]

[relinquishing]

[...

Nah, that can't be right.]

...You sure someone wasn't just pulling your leg about that?

[Even then, that was a pretty risky sense of humor.]

[infospam]

They sell them at my school all the time. They sell out really fast, though.

[conductingwars]

My, Jude. You managed to draw quite an audience with such a simple question.

[Definitely amused, this one.]

[infospam]

You're telling me. I didn't think this would happen.

[childinnocence]

I don't know. [Elize doesn't even get why that would be funny, but that's not the point! She's way more interested in something else.]

You can make a song out of fried cheagle sandwiches!

I'll sing for you. [She needs new hobbies already.]

Cheagle sandwiches are the best
When you add a little zest
Add some lettuce and tomato too
And then we can try some cheagle fondue!

[infospam]

[oh Elize.]

That's wonderful, Elize!

[And if anyone in this post complains about it, there will be Words.]

[schismophrenic]

Fried Cheagle sandwiches, you say? Hmm... [She looks thoughtful for a moment. Very, very thoughtful. Then, finally:]

Is it the Cheagle that has been fried, or is it the sandwich itself?

[positivelycharged]

...Fried?