Sorry not sorry

[infospam]

I'm glad you seem to be in a good mood, but....

What's so funny about fried cheagle sandwiches?

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[seleniahymn]

[... Please say she misheard you. Please, Jude.]

Fried cheagle sandwiches?

[guardios]

...

Did you say "fried cheagle sandwiches"?

[As in cheagle sandwiches?]

[infospam]

Well yeah. They're pretty popular in Fenmont.

[rappigdinner]

Fried cheagle sandwiches? My, my. I hope a certain few people and cheagles I know don't catch wind of that.

[ That's a lie. He imagines the reactions will be as entertaining as when he reads off recipes for rappig to Peony... ]

[gentlemieu]

[ A dark, fiendish creature from the depths of Vesperia has now ventured forth to express his immense distress at the thought of his distant kin being consumed so cavalierly by hungry students!

... he runs towards Jude, arms and legs a'flail! ]

Hello there!

[ithinkimaclonenow]

Wait.

[HOLD UP, JUDE.]

Cheagle sandwiches?

[unrestrictive]

Those sound delicious. I don't think you ever mentioned them before.

[makesitbetter]

I don't really get it either. The only thing strange about them is how quickly they always sell out.

[infospam]

You've never had one?

[What's with all the questions....?]

[muttonman]

[ In honor of the spreading popularity of this delicious and satisfying meal, the mutton man decides to offer an alternative for the day. ]

CHEAGLE. FRESH CHEAGLE.

[yourfononsarewhack]

There's nothing funny about that. Rations are a serious matter, young man.

[infospam]

They don't serve it where you come from?

[cheagles he knew...?]

millaception?!

[dropofspirit]

I agree, perhaps Jude should make some for all of us. There does seem to be a great amount of interest here.

[guardios]

Not exactly?

I... have to admit I'm surprised to hear there's such a thing as cheagle sandwiches.

[There's a nervous laugh. Poor Guy can't help but wonder what Mieu would think of this. Or Tear, for that matter.]

[infospam]

Whoa...!

[Was that some sort of hideous crossbreed between the monsters in Felgana mines and a cheagle?!]

[rappigdinner]

Quite the contrary. They revere the creatures as sacred beasts.

[ Pause and adjusting his glasses. ]

Of course... they also make most useful lab animals.

*INCEPTION NOISE HERE*

[unrestrictive]

I don't think I'd mind that at all, and everyone here does sound interested. I think we'd be the most interested, especially if they're as good as they sound.


[Milla? Thinking with her stomach? Preposterous!]

[infospam]

....I think I'm starting to get the feeling some people aren't familiar with these.

not here

[muttonman]

BWONNNNNG FRESH BWOOOONNNNG

[mieumieu_muthafucka]

[And then the music starts as if from nowhere...]

[cheagleswag]

[Mieu goes in...and quickly runs out. CANNIBALS!!]

[gentlemieu]

[ I know not who you are. Only that you are a beautiful person. ]

Hello there!

Can the world handle two Millas? Can /Jude/?

[infospam]

[Two Milla?

Excuse Jude while he stares in shock and confusion.]

[infospam]

[Is that--]

They are pretty popular.

[dropofspirit]

[JUDE YOU CONTROL THAT DROOLING RIGHT NOW.]