On taking this lass to a game soon!

[mendsthebond]

Ooh, no y'don't!

Jus' who d'ya think y'are anyway!? The las' thing I want to be told is I'll be shipped off to some "game"! In case y'didn't notice, my life is not somethin' y'can just play around with! S'not that much diff'rent than tellin' me I'm bein' forced to get married!

[But Merida, you know if you go to a game, no one can make you get married, right?]

... Well, that... that might actually be alrigh' but--Why're y'so bent on this anyway?

[:3 you're just so much fun!]

[She throws her arms up in frustration.] This better be worth it. [/grumpgrump.]

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[2cool4guardian]

[Jack is very amused by this post.]

Keep up the charm, princess, the frost giants are going to love you.

[mendsthebond]

[She does not know whether to address the whole being called "princess" or frost giants. So excuse her while she ruffles her crazy ass hair.]

Fros' giants? [QUIET JACK, MUN HASN'T TOLD HER THAT PART YET.] What's 'at about fros' giants?

[2cool4guardian]

[Merida doesn't know? Oops. ...guess it'll make things more fun then!]

They're giants made of frost. [He uses a very "duh" tone.] You know, the ones you'll be supposed to be fighting?

[mendsthebond]

[It's hard enough to get her to agree in the first place. Throw in Frost Giants. Why not.]

[Now she's just staring.] Oh, tha's just great. Sounds like a great time.

Can I at least have m'bow?

[2cool4guardian]

The time of your life, I promise. [What is sarcasm? Jack just grins at her while she stares. Perfectly innocent.]

Sure. And you can ask for more bows if you pray. Be a nice girl and maybe you recover your horse later. Can't promise he won't show up with a few extra legs though. [Now he's totally messing with her on purpose.]

[mendsthebond]

[Way to be a troll Jack.]

[Her eyes widen with the idea of Angus with extra legs.] WHAT?

[D: NOT HER HORSE.]

[2cool4guardian]

[Thank you, thank you, he's here all week.]

Legs. L-E-G-S. Know what those are? I believe you have two of them.

YAAAY more Disney!

[cursedtosleep]

I'm sure your writer does not intend to force you into anything.

8DD

[mendsthebond]

Tha's sure what it looks like. [She crosses her arms. Huffy teenager is go!]

Are y'there or somethin'?

[cursedtosleep]

I am, yes. I actually am in the house of the bard.

[mendsthebond]

[OH somehow she wasn't actually expecting that. She blinks a couple times to get her brain back on track.]

Wha's... Wha's it like there, then..?

[cursedtosleep]

Everyone, both in game and all the writers are very kind. The gods are frequently there to help, although some of it does depend on the god. The technology is... incredible, like nothing I've ever seen. But then, I've lived in a forest my entire life, such technology was not known to me nor necessary. There is a good deal to explore and to do.

[mendsthebond]

The gods are there? Like... As in righ' there next t'ye? [Now that's impressive to her. Holy crap, that actual gods.]

[Lots to do and explore? She might actually be getting anxious!]

Doesn't sound bad at all when ye talk 'bout it like that!

[tomoveyou]

Dodging responsibilities, are we?

[mendsthebond]

[WELL SHE...]

[NOT...]

[IT'S NOT...]

I-I'm not dodgin', I'm jus' not ready!

[tomoveyou]

[AAAND this exceedingly pretty douche (like seriously did you think young Macintosh was bad, this guy has even prettier hair and looks A HUNDRED TIMES MORE VAIN) just laughs at her discomfort.]

Ease up there miss, I didn't say it like it was a bad thing!

[mendsthebond]

[Oh my god, just watch her roll her eyes at that. BOYS UGH. Fff she crosses her arms.]

How d'ya figure? Someone brings 'at up, it's sure t'be a bad thing.

[tomoveyou]

[Even worse: JRPG-protagonist boys. They seldom make them prettier than this.]

That's because most people have it beat into them that responsibility and ties that bind you down are the most important thing in the world, from such a young age that they sadly come to believe in it. You'll find no such prejudice here, miss.

[mendsthebond]

[NOOOO. EVEN WORSE THAN DISNEY PRINCES.]

[Although, what he's saying does make the MOST sense right now.]

Och, if I had a silver for e'ery time I be hearin' about duty... [She huffs, her hair ruffling when she does.]

[seethelanterns]

Oh! You might be coming here to Asgard? It's....really not so bad? I don't think you'll need to worry about any marrying there. At least, not unless you wanted to. If that helps?

[mendsthebond]

[Repunzel, honey, you just said the magic keywords. Merida's expression brightens and she can't suppress a little bounce.]

Now tha's th'best news I heard all day! I think I migh' like this place!

Merida would be amazing and I approve of this possibility for cr.

[seethelanterns]

I know there's a war and everything, but for the most part, I've actually been enjoying my time there. There are so many people to meet and so much more things to do there that I couldn't back home!

[She can't help but chuckle at Merida's enthusiasm. Though she herself only has some vaguer notion on the idea of marriage, given Gothel never anticipated needing to explain that sort of thing to her.]

It's like ultimate hair cr <3

[mendsthebond]

I been hearin' about this war. So long as I get m'bow, I'll be alrigh'. [She's a good shot! Bring it, frost giants!]

I am wonderin' somethin' though...

Basically!

[seethelanterns]

Oh, you use a bow and arrow? Ellie is going to be teaching me to use those!

Wondering what?

[mendsthebond]

I can use a sword to, but... [She grins.] I like m'bow. I can help y'too, if I get there!

[She has to tackle the elephant in the room.] How d'ya manage all that? [Pointing to her own hair of course.]