A squid girl is annoyed

[controledfreak]

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Oh, so NOW you want to do something with me? I thought that you were content to go about with your various games and other characters. Far be it from me to criticize, but I am not an individual that you can just drop and pick up again at a whim. In fact, you are lucky I don't cause your head to spontaneously cave in even though that is what you truly deserve. I only do this because then I, as an extension of the link that we share, would also cease to be and that would me my attempts at discovering meaning in this disease known as order would be at an end.

How lucky for the both of us. Mostly for you, because I find the situation rather dismal.

Back to the subject at hand, I know that you are trying to find a home for me, but perhaps this would be a more appropriate place? After all, it is the nexus between several dimensions. I find familiarity in the transience of the population, and the chaotic nature of this realm is sufficient for my studies. I do understand that this would mean the environment would shift at a moment's notice, but I'm not interested in understanding about the world so much as it's residents.

Consider that, while I attempt to find another way to brutalize you in a way that is satisfying to my ego.

Comments

[charcoalfeather]

I uh....

[She's not sure what to say to that.]

[controledfreak]

[And she is rather annoyed by this inability.]

You what? Come on then. Say it out loud, lest I begin to think you incontinent.

[charcoalfeather]

[It's not her fault that you're so scary.]

W-well...

I think you're sort of being hard on your mun...

[controledfreak]

[She's not even trying to be D:]

Truly? I do not wish to impart that sentiment.

I want my tyrant to be terrified and recognize that it is entirely within the realm of possibility to punish them when I am not pleased.

[charcoalfeather]

But...

Wouldn't it be better if you were nice instead?

[Poor Rakka. Always the nice, unsuspecting one.]

[controledfreak]

No.

Nice is a disposition intended to convey pleasure. There is no reason to be nice while you are displeased. That would be as wearing warm clothes in hot climates. Incomprehensible.

[charcoalfeather]

...

[You're really throwing her for a loop here.]

Well... what's wrong?

[controledfreak]

I am the subject to the whims of a imbecile who wishes to use me when it is convenient.

[charcoalfeather]

.... So.... You and your mun don't get along?

[Gee I wonder why.]

[controledfreak]

That is a foolish question that suggests you had not entirely took the time to think before asking it.

Because I am not these qualities. I am a highly intelligent being of chaos who has a distinct and intentional purpose. The fact that I am restrained in this way is both insufferable and intolerable.

[charcoalfeather]

Oh! You're one of those chaos things right? My mun has one of them too. He seems to have a lot of fun here.

...Well if you don't want to be here, why not just have the mun let you go?

[controledfreak]

You are really stupid, aren't you.

[charcoalfeather]

[You try holding a conversation with a chaos-cthulu-thing.]

Wha-No!

Geez, you're kind of mean, aren't you.

[betterthanpanty]

I've found that a sublime method of torment is pulling out fingernails....

Just a suggestion, dear. We can't kill them, but we can have fun tormenting them to the utmost of our ability!

[controledfreak]

Ah. Those protrusion that cover the tips of fingers? I had often wondered what their purpose was. I did not know they were effective implements of punishment.

[betterthanpanty]

Come to think of it, I'm not certain they really have a purpose...

But yes, history has shown that certain cultures have even stuck sharp bamboo chutes under the nails to get prisoners to reveal national secrets. Pulling them out is painful, but I'd say sticking a needle or something similarly sharp would be even more so.

[controledfreak]

Fascinating. I was not aware that this would be a possibility. Though it seems odd to me that such a weakness would be plainly visible to other species to exploit. Typically anatomical structures that are essential to functionality possess stronger pain reactions.

[betterthanpanty]

Oh don't strike that from the realm of possibilities - Humans just happen to be rather fragile creatures.

Pulling out their eyeballs is also particularly scarring.

[controledfreak]

I would rather not, however. I would prefer to be conveyed in a way that is worthy of myself.

On the subject of anatomical anomalies, I had also wondered of the protrusions that you and other female creatures of order appear to possess upon your torso. My understanding is they are quite painful and often uncomfortable and yet others are rather upset when they are of insufficient volume. Do you know the reason that you and others like you possess such things?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty blinks and glances to her chest, blinking a few more times before looking up again.]

Aside from a few aches here and there I wouldn't say they're painful unless abused...

But, in the physiological sense females are given breasts, as they are so called, so that when they give birth to a child they may then feed it from their own body. Females produce milk when carrying a child, which is later fed to them through the breast.

And as for the griping over size...well, I wouldn't know about that.

[She's not at all modest about her rather large cup size.]

[controledfreak]

[It should be noted, of course, that the squid girl does not have anything of note in that area. Though she does not appear bothered by this in the least.]

Interesting. And this too reinforces the idea that only one of the two sexes is capable of perpetration the species beyond one's lifespan. This restriction seems to be rather inconvenient and a liability in the long run should circumstances find one sex to cease to exist.

Am I to believe, then, that the volume is directly related to one's ability to provide sustenance?

[At least she's being scientific about this?]

[betterthanpanty]

You'd be correct on the first part: Eradicate one sex, the other is incapable of producing life on its own. At least for Humans, this is the case.

And the volume...well...yes and no. Genetics are also a factor, in other words if the mother of a female child had large breasts to begin with, the daughter could very well develop large breasts of her own when the time comes.

This will perplex you further - they can be a source of pain if abused, as I said. But many females become aroused when their breasts are fondled.

[controledfreak]

They find their breasts interesting when touched?

[She doesn't get it.]

[betterthanpanty]

Yes, if someone caresses a woman's breasts, it usually incurs a feeling of lust within her.

Though that usually needs to occur between two people who have known each other and desire such intimacy.

[controledfreak]

What is lust? And why does this impart a feeling of pleasure?

[You are walking into a trap, Yg-I am not I want to know what that concept is. ...I forgot you can do that.]