voicetest for somarium

[deductions]

Madam.

Things must be done decently and in order. You're barely pulling weight with that other fellow. A voice as intrinsic as mine requires much more bearing and presence then what is in your capacities. The mere thought of you playing me is a step below what is grotesque.

Dreams also hold no form of lasting stimulation and are better when rid of. Let us not dally with this decision.

Comments

[johnwatsonblog]

You're every bit as charming as the Sherlock I know.

[That is not a compliment.]

There's no need to dismiss the player so quickly, is there? Give her a chance, she could surprise you yet.

[deductions]

I can give you a number of astute reasons why she shouldn't bother with this endeavor, Watson. My lists are long and I have redone it in such a way that one may choose to sort through it alphabetically or chronologically.

This other Sherlock seems to be a beacon of charisma. A natural attractor of compliments.

[johnwatsonblog]

Most people don't compliment him for pointing out their shortcomings. Something tells me they're not too fond of you doing it, either.