voicetest for somarium

[deductions]

Madam.

Things must be done decently and in order. You're barely pulling weight with that other fellow. A voice as intrinsic as mine requires much more bearing and presence then what is in your capacities. The mere thought of you playing me is a step below what is grotesque.

Dreams also hold no form of lasting stimulation and are better when rid of. Let us not dally with this decision.

Comments

[technetronic]

[Blah blah, who cares what Holmes is saying.]

Hello, handsome.

[deductions]

[ Oh, the face. There are some amiable differences between the both of them; but the similarities in physique are almost uncanny. It was most pleasing an occurrence. He plays upon his own narcissism. ]

Stimulating.

[technetronic]

Nice accent you've got going over there. [He actually takes his sunglasses off to look the other over better.]

[deductions]

[ Oh, you have his full attention Mr. Stark. ]

Naturally, as it seems it is a far cry from your American intonations. Although, I must agree with my biographer that I truly do find the sound of my own voice most pleasing to my set of ears.

I've like what you've managed with the beard. It is a good look on us.

[technetronic]

Goatee, and it is pretty good if I do say so myself. [Self-indulgent stroking of his chin is a go!]

But just got to say my handsome doppelganger, why do you have a biographer and not me? [PEPPER, HE WANTS A BIOGRAPHER NOW. AN OFFICIAL ONE, NOT ONE OF THOSE UNOFFICIAL BIOGRAPHERS WHO WRITE CRAP STUFF ABOUT HIM.]

[deductions]

Perhaps, it is because I am worth a biography. Although, rest assured a man with your wealth and stature could always purchase one.

A biographer has found to be my most useful asset. I dislike even so much as stepping outside my house without it.

[technetronic]

JARVIS could probably write it.

[He pulls out his phone and taps out a memo into it before moving on to checking with other little bits he's working on. He doesn't even look up while he continues to talk.]

Right, like a PA then. They're good to have around except for when they insist on regular eating and sleeping habits.

[deductions]

If you were allowed the freedom of choice; I would suggest someone who will not romanticize your exploits and trivialize your methods.

Both actions of which stall mental stimulation. They simply do not understand.