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dear_mun2013-09-14 05:05 pm
betterthanpanty) wrote in dear_mun2013-09-14 05:05 pm
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On mun's crack conversation with friends
......Let me make sure I have this perfectly straight:
You two morons have it in your heads that I in my "obsession" with rules would make a perfect match for a symmetry-obsessed demon killer named....eh, Death the Kid, was it?
The name matters not - but I will say this: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR EVER-LOVING MINDS. ALL OF YOU.
I am not "obsessed" with rules.
[...Scanty, have you met yourself?]
I prefer things orderly and I enjoy tyrannical rule. That is quite different!
[Except it isn't.]
And in case it's escaped your notice, I'll remind you: I am a Demon! Even if I were to entertain the idea of a relationship with this random boy, we'd spend half the time killing each other! I don't particularly care for that idea!
[Sure you do! You both have obsessions that border on compulsive disorder, you both wield dual pistols, you're perfect for each other!]
.....WE MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT.
Besides, 'kids' aren't my thing. I'm into men thank you very much!
You two morons have it in your heads that I in my "obsession" with rules would make a perfect match for a symmetry-obsessed demon killer named....eh, Death the Kid, was it?
The name matters not - but I will say this: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR EVER-LOVING MINDS. ALL OF YOU.
I am not "obsessed" with rules.
[...Scanty, have you met yourself?]
I prefer things orderly and I enjoy tyrannical rule. That is quite different!
[Except it isn't.]
And in case it's escaped your notice, I'll remind you: I am a Demon! Even if I were to entertain the idea of a relationship with this random boy, we'd spend half the time killing each other! I don't particularly care for that idea!
[Sure you do! You both have obsessions that border on compulsive disorder, you both wield dual pistols, you're perfect for each other!]
.....WE MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT.
Besides, 'kids' aren't my thing. I'm into men thank you very much!
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So...wait...does that mean that your father is literally "Death" or that just happens to be his name?
[Her eyes widen a bit as something occurs to her, she smiles softly and shakes her head a little.]
Well, not that it matters anyway. From what I hear, he's nothing impressive - not in comparison to you anyway.
[...she might be ego stroking a little bit.]
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[Stroking his ego is usually a good idea. But on this particular topic, he can be a bit touchy.]
They both may be shitty gods that I despise, but they are gods and we three are moulded from the same material and you are not. Even if I wipe my feet on them, they are my family and you should fear them terribly for that if nothing else.
[He's weird like that.]
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Begging your pardon, Lord Asura - I meant no offense.
But it is indeed only natural for a Demon to hold more reverence for a Demon God, no? I never said I lacked reverence for the other two.
...I'm just not thrilled that my mun thinks me compatible with the youngest...especially when he seems so crippled by the slightest lack of symmetry...
[I mean, seriously - the guy broke out into a massive nosebleed over the subject!]
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Humph.
Anyway, in every possible way he is mentally lacking, yes. But he is at least good looking, if immature.
[What with looking like a younger Asura in a lot of ways.]
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[Shameless Scanty is shameless.]