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ON CP NEWS; GUESS WHO'S PLAYABLE
You've gotta be shitting me.
I can't believe this. I really, truly cannot believe this. Of all the damn people to toss into this game, it just had to be another damn cat, didn't it? And Kokonoe of all people, too! Who'da thunk she'd finally be able to put on her big girl panties and join in on the action like the rest of us.
Whatever. I'm not mad. A bit testy, maybe, but not mad. Least I'll finally be able to kick the shit out of her.
[Naw, you're raging pretty hard there, bro.]
Shut up.
I can't believe this. I really, truly cannot believe this. Of all the damn people to toss into this game, it just had to be another damn cat, didn't it? And Kokonoe of all people, too! Who'da thunk she'd finally be able to put on her big girl panties and join in on the action like the rest of us.
Whatever. I'm not mad. A bit testy, maybe, but not mad. Least I'll finally be able to kick the shit out of her.
[Naw, you're raging pretty hard there, bro.]
Shut up.
SCREAMS
You're in trouble now!
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[If anything he's more concerned about Azrael being loose. Seriously, who the hell thought releasing him was a good idea.
...though Kokonoe is something to be wary of.]
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Uh-huh. Sure it is. Why don't you face facts, Captain Hazama? You're never going to win.
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Really, all we need to do now is blow up the planet and I can call it a day.
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And we're not gonna let you do what you want! [Makoto punctuates that with a few punches through the air in front of her.]
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But hey, I guess it's to be expected! You foil one of my plans, and suddenly you've got an ego rivaling those lumps on fat on your chest in size. Give a beastkin and inch and they'll take a mile, then try to choke you with it.
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Choke you with it? I'd strangle you with it if I got the chance! Where the hell do you get off talking about people like that?!
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[Pause.]
That is, uh, first off, you're wrong about- uh- uh-
[Oh crap. Can't find a hole in his statement. Abort, abort!]
W-well, you're just wrong, so there.
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Whoa! Good job there; you sure showed me!
[Sarcasm laid on thick enough to choke someone.]
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[He's not gonna say he agrees with you.
But he kind of does.]
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Okay yeah I can't type that with a straight face.]
Oh totally! Gotta wonder what brought this on, though. Perhaps her faith in that "pure science" mumbo jumbo has finally flown the coop?
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If that truly was the case, then shouldn't you be scared?
[Just a thought, since he already has experience with the similar kind of magic and all.]
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Besides, she ain't the only one with tricks up her sleeve, heh heh heh.
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... Let us hear it, then.
What kind of sick scheme are you attempting to implement now, Terumi?
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[Cue DRAMATIC WHITE OUT]
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What a douche.]
You asked me what the hell I was planning, right? Tell me, have you lost your mind recently? Do you SERIOUSLY think I'm going to spoil the main event? Hell no! My plans are top secret and on a need to know basis. You, Haku my man, do NOT need to know. OK?
'Course, I guess you can try to beat it outta me, but we both know how well that would go.
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[You can trust her, she's a doctor....only not really.]
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Hrrn. Perhaps a little. I'll be over it soon enough, though.
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[...that's the way, Medusa, keep poking the snake right in the eye, seems like a grand idea...]
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...do you take me for an idiot? When I get mad, shit gets done. If you think I'm going to sit here and throw a hissy fit, think again.
I lied, 2/2
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My, my - you're quite on edge indeed, aren't you?! And isn't that precisely what you're doing, throwing a hissy fit?
[And there's that sickeningly sweet smile she's always wearing. She's going to ignore that her mun used precisely the same snake pun...for now.]
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MEDUSA THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY.]
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Okay. Alright. He's fine; he's cool.]
You know, it's really not a smart idea to agitate me when I'm already contemplating stabbing someone in the eye socket.
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[...Gee, I wonder who caused that! Who's the troll now?]
At any rate, I've been through worse...
[Yeah being sliced in half, pulverizing your own soul to bits, possessing a small child and then the dead body of your sister...Medusa's had quite the life choices!]
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[Lady he got eaten by the Black Beast, brainwashed by Nine, sealed in the Boundary along with Hakumen, and got one entire timeloop fucked up by a beastkin. And that's only the things I currently remember.
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You have a point, I suppose. Still, no reason to start wailing like a child when you're angry.
[This is mother-of-the year Medusa speaking now...]
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[He couldn't resist.]
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Oh, you've got jokes - would you care for me to treat you in the same manner as I treat my child?
[Hint: NO. A THOUSAND TIMES NO. YOU DO NOT.]
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What, are you gonna punish me? Is that what this is about? I mean, wow, lady, I didn't know you were into that sort of thing. Have you no shame? This is a public space! What if a child heard your flirtations?
You should be ashamed of yourself!
[Okay, see now he's just being an ass.]
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[Medusa's arm tattoos start to move, they actually go so far as to come off her skin, the snake head part of the tattoo actually taking physical form and looking more like a real snake. Something like this.]
And believe me, my child has heard far more foul things from my mouth than flirtations.
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And in answer to your question: No. I have no shame whatsoever.
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[And out goes Ouroboros, its hooked mouth opened wide and aiming to clamp onto Medusa's left leg.]
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[As if to prove her point...]
Vector plate!
[A black arrow appears under her, pointing away from ouroboros, which sends her flying out if the way.]
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[really. beacuse that's all he needs to say about the matter]
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[Ragna, you should PROBABLY be wary of that grin he's got on. It's looking pretty sharp...and psychotic.]
Speaking of playthings, I wonder if Kokonoe put something in that shiny new arm of yours so she could control it. Wouldn't it be hysterical if she could make you punch yourself in the face over and over again with just the push of a button?
the temptation to make that a gag reel moment is so strong...
now he's secretly scared. thanks. Ragna shows nothing but bitterness towards Hazama. though by now his outright rage had been complimented by pity for the former 'hero' as it were]That's not funny, asshole.
It's too perfect to NOT happen
Gonna have to disagree with you there, Rags. I think it's pretty goddamn hilarious! But hey, what do I know? Besides a lot more than you, of course. That's...just obvious.
Sorry for the delay! Work keeps me busy and managing tags. Ahah.