voice-testing. canon is 'saint young men'.

[tsundevil]

The shit is this username?! I'm not the Japan-obsessed one, dumbass! [ huff! ] I do my tempting rounds all over the world, y'know, but I can't pass up an opportunity to try Jesus again. It's kinda' my job to piss God off, after all.

.. Stop getting stupid ideas. I don't want fuck-all to do with Michael or any of those feathery idiots.

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[archangelofderp]

Now that isn't very nice, is it?

[tsundevil]

I'm the Devil! Capital 'D'! I'm not supposed to be nice!

[ fuck yooooouuuu, you're not supposed to care!! B( ]

[archangelofderp]

Yes, but you're also not supposed to do what you're supposed to do, so here we have a problem.

[tsundevil]

[ hrk! ]

Shut up, I do what I want.

[archangelofderp]

I'm only concerned about you.

[tsundevil]

[ STOP THAT. ugh he's embarrassed now. ]

The fuck're you concerned about?! I'm evil! Stop it, ya' moron.

[archangelofderp]

Whether you are evil or not, which I don't believe, you are my brother first and foremost!

[tsundevil]

No I'm not! In case you've forgotten, I tried to pluck you like a damn chicken.

[archangelofderp]

And that was very painful but it was ages ago.

[tsundevil]

What makes ya' think I wouldn't do it again? [ he crooks his index finger, smile sharp. ] C'mere, wanna' test it? Sure would make end-times easier for me.

[archangelofderp]

Hm...

No, I really don't think you would. Do you want to get within hugging range?

[tsundevil]

[ .. ew, gross. ]

You wanna' get within groping range? [ hey he's sin incarnate, right? technically he's capable of doing it, though he's probably too much of a tsun where michael's concerned for it. ]

[thirtybits]

I don't think it really implies you're only in Japan, it's just a useful word without a simple translation....

[tsundevil]

[ this is a very slow, very wicked shark-smile. ]

Juuuudaaaas. Can't get enough of me, huh?

[thirtybits]

...It's just appropriate for someone like me to be unable to escape you.

[tsundevil]

True. [ he tips judas' chin up with one long nail. ] You are the most infamous traitor of all time next to me. We're practically family.

[thirtybits]

[He flinches a little, trying to avoid eyecontact.]

Yes, there's no point in denying it.

[tsundevil]

[ he slides his arms around his neck, leaning against him, tail swiping against his leg. ]

Hey. How is it, huh? Bein' upstairs. [ he twirls a finger in judas' hair, tucking it behind his ear with mock-tenderness. ] Miss me?

[thirtybits]

[Judas takes a step back, but otherwise doesn't try to get free or otherwise stop him. It wouldn't be Lucifer if personal space was kept in mind.]

It's nice...seeing everyone again.

[A small smile crosses his lips, but it's quickly gone.]

But I don't deserve it.

[tsundevil]

Sure don't. [ his smile would be almost sweet if not for those vicious teeth of his. ] I've got people in Hell that went there for way smaller sins, after all. Still, that's the fuckin' hypocritical shit you can expect from heaven, after all.

[ he leans back a little, relying on his arms around judas to keep from falling. ]

Don't waste it, ya' dumbass. I don't wanna' see your pasty ass in hell again.

[thirtybits]

I won't do anything like that again, so I don't think you have to worry about putting up with me again. But if others less deserving of Hell could take my pardon instead, I would.

[tsundevil]

[ he frees a hand, waving it dismissively. ]

Nothin' you can do about that, so might as well not worry about it. Maybe given a few hundred years, one of those feathery assholes will get off their thumbs and pluck a few out.

[ he reaches up, ruffling his hair as if judas is just some slightly wayward kid. ] You're slightly less of a moron than you used to be. Still, smile more, kid, it fools them into thinkin' you're fine.

[thirtybits]

Wh-when was I 'a moron'?!

[Imagine, good advice from the devil.]

[tsundevil]

[ pfft. ] Please, when were you not? I've met maybe five humans in the whole of human history that weren't. The shit you people do t' each other makes what I do to ya' look like fun.

[suicidalmime]

[And Takeda would just force herself to giggle cutely, an act which..was utterly, utterly shameful, even with the Devil-who else could this be with words like that?-and made her stomach tie up in knots.

If he was the sort of Devil that knew everything, she was screwed, but the mun was being cruel, so she spoke kindly.]

It's a really cute username!~ I dunno if you can be successful with Jesus, but I hope you had fun!

[That was a lie. She didn't really care whether or not he had fun, and that just made her hurt even more. However, here she pouted and looked a little put out.]

You shouldn't talk about your brother like that! It's mean! Don't you still care about him?!