voice-testing. canon is 'saint young men'.

[tsundevil]

The shit is this username?! I'm not the Japan-obsessed one, dumbass! [ huff! ] I do my tempting rounds all over the world, y'know, but I can't pass up an opportunity to try Jesus again. It's kinda' my job to piss God off, after all.

.. Stop getting stupid ideas. I don't want fuck-all to do with Michael or any of those feathery idiots.

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[archangelofderp]

Now that isn't very nice, is it?

[tsundevil]

I'm the Devil! Capital 'D'! I'm not supposed to be nice!

[ fuck yooooouuuu, you're not supposed to care!! B( ]

[archangelofderp]

Yes, but you're also not supposed to do what you're supposed to do, so here we have a problem.

[tsundevil]

[ hrk! ]

Shut up, I do what I want.

[archangelofderp]

I'm only concerned about you.

[tsundevil]

[ STOP THAT. ugh he's embarrassed now. ]

The fuck're you concerned about?! I'm evil! Stop it, ya' moron.

[archangelofderp]

Whether you are evil or not, which I don't believe, you are my brother first and foremost!

[tsundevil]

No I'm not! In case you've forgotten, I tried to pluck you like a damn chicken.

[archangelofderp]

And that was very painful but it was ages ago.

[tsundevil]

What makes ya' think I wouldn't do it again? [ he crooks his index finger, smile sharp. ] C'mere, wanna' test it? Sure would make end-times easier for me.

[archangelofderp]

Hm...

No, I really don't think you would. Do you want to get within hugging range?

[tsundevil]

[ .. ew, gross. ]

You wanna' get within groping range? [ hey he's sin incarnate, right? technically he's capable of doing it, though he's probably too much of a tsun where michael's concerned for it. ]

[archangelofderp]

...Worth it.

[Tackle hug? Tackle hug.]

[tsundevil]

[ he shrieks a little bit like a girl, flailing, tail lashing and wings flapping futilely in an effort to get away. he shoves one hand against michael's face and the other against his chest to try to push him back. ]

Oi, get the fuck off me! I'm gettin' angel germs!

[archangelofderp]

Angel germs don't exist, you silly goose.

[Michael will let him up. In a second. He needs to get his affectionate contact fill in right now, who knows how long it'll be before he sees Lucifer again.]

[tsundevil]

[ he bats at him with one of his wings, scowling as hard as he can, trying not to blush too obviously. his tail curls around his leg, partially from his embarrassment. ]

You definitely have germs! I can feel my IQ slippin' already. And you're heavy, so get off before I really do grope you into Fallin'.

[archangelofderp]

I'm not heavy...!

[Now Michael gets up.]

[tsundevil]

[ hrrgh. ]

Asshole. [ he climbs to his feet, dusting himself off, tail lashing like an annoyed cat's. ] You're not some dainty little dove, y'know.

[archangelofderp]

I don't believe I said I was. Merely glad to see my brother again.

[tsundevil]

I'm not your brother anymore. I gave all that up.

[archangelofderp]

I haven't.

[tsundevil]

Yeah, well, that's 'cause you're an idiot. You know how it's gonna' go. God's already written the end, and you're a good little soldier. Always were.

[archangelofderp]

Lucifer... If that's what you think, why do you keep going between now and the end of times?

[Michael knows that the time between now and then matters. He hopes Lucifer does too.]

[tsundevil]

'Cause if I'm going down, I'm taking as much as I can with me. Besides, it's fun.

[archangelofderp]

Do you think it's similar for us?