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[1stguardian]

All right. What's the plan now?

Or don't you have a plan? You don't, do you? Can't say I'm surprised. You never know what you're doing.

Whatever. Just don't take forever figuring it out. I've still got a lot left to do and I don't have time to wait on you.

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[repelling]

[ she must

have forgotten the start of it, but

even if she didn't mean to imply he'd absolutely beat Kurosaki, he'll take it ]

Of course there's no question that I would eventually devise just the right plan to take "The Roach" down.

But, I think Inoue-san would be on the hero's side.

[ he might just be getting a little too into this ]

I must apologize for my evil counterpart. I don't think he'll go easy on you.

/2

[faeth]

[ ! ]

W-Well, I'm sure your prior battle against the giant armadillo-warrior legion must've taken out quite a good chunk of your hit points before the final battle. So we'd still have a chance as long as we win at the coin toss and get to move first!

Even if it's a little odd to be thinking that we'd be risking it all in a fight with Ishida-kun...

[faeth]

Ah, oh no, what if Ishida-kun brought along bug spray?

Sticky traps? Will Kurosaki-kun resist the trapping allure of that grape juice stain left on the kitchen floor?

And if the light turns on, what will we do, then??

1/2

[repelling]

Giant arma...

[ dillo-warrior legion...? He can't even finish saying the name to begin arguing. "Why would I waste my time with that?" Who knows, Uryuu: why would you be mortal enemies with a superhero who goes by The Roach? ]

Yes, it wouldn't be interesting otherwise?

[ They have to have a fighting chance, that makes sense, doesn't it? No, only from a story-telling perspective. If he was evil, would he be more concerned about everything syncing with and having the appropriate drama, or... ah, no, he's really thinking about it... ]

SORRY BRANDY

[repelling]

[ Bug spray. Of course. ]

If I'm fighting a roach, [ in an oh so reasonable tone ] then I'll always carry bug spray.

[ Right next to the spare cape. Thinking of bug spray produces a nemesis title that actually suits better than The Archer without sounding terrible. He doesn't realize he's said it aloud. ]

The Exterminator...!

[ What- sticky traps? Lights? ]

...Make it strawberry juice and he might be in danger. But, don't worry about the lights; he's definitely the sort of rodent with such unmitigated gall, even if the light hits and he's right in open, he wouldn't budge a centimeter.

A-ALL OF THE APOLOGIES

[faeth]

[ t-the Exterminator...! oh no, oh no, would they stand a fighting chance? but no, even though Ishida-kun and Kurosaki-kun are mortal enemies, they're friends first, right??

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Oh no, Kurosaki-kun-! Get away, the peanut butter isn't worth it!!

1/3

[repelling]

[ . . . ]

[repelling]

[ ... ]

[repelling]

It's too late.

[faeth]

[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!! ]

oops 2/3

[faeth]

[ -- ah ]

[faeth]

Oh, um.

[ right, Kurosaki-kun isn't really a cockroach, no need to panic. it's not like Ishida-kun is suddenly going to become THEMAINANTAGONIST or anything either, so... ]

Ishida-kun, you really are awfully good at this. You must have a lot of practice, plotting.

1/3

[repelling]

[ ...saying it like that, he really sounds... ]

[repelling]

T-that isn't the sort of thing I practice-

[repelling]

[ ....er, no, he means- ]

That is, it doesn't take much to say that sort of cliche line.