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[1stguardian]

All right. What's the plan now?

Or don't you have a plan? You don't, do you? Can't say I'm surprised. You never know what you're doing.

Whatever. Just don't take forever figuring it out. I've still got a lot left to do and I don't have time to wait on you.

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SORRY BRANDY

[repelling]

[ Bug spray. Of course. ]

If I'm fighting a roach, [ in an oh so reasonable tone ] then I'll always carry bug spray.

[ Right next to the spare cape. Thinking of bug spray produces a nemesis title that actually suits better than The Archer without sounding terrible. He doesn't realize he's said it aloud. ]

The Exterminator...!

[ What- sticky traps? Lights? ]

...Make it strawberry juice and he might be in danger. But, don't worry about the lights; he's definitely the sort of rodent with such unmitigated gall, even if the light hits and he's right in open, he wouldn't budge a centimeter.

A-ALL OF THE APOLOGIES

[faeth]

[ t-the Exterminator...! oh no, oh no, would they stand a fighting chance? but no, even though Ishida-kun and Kurosaki-kun are mortal enemies, they're friends first, right??

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Oh no, Kurosaki-kun-! Get away, the peanut butter isn't worth it!!

1/3

[repelling]

[ . . . ]

[repelling]

[ ... ]

[repelling]

It's too late.

[faeth]

[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!! ]

oops 2/3

[faeth]

[ -- ah ]

[faeth]

Oh, um.

[ right, Kurosaki-kun isn't really a cockroach, no need to panic. it's not like Ishida-kun is suddenly going to become THEMAINANTAGONIST or anything either, so... ]

Ishida-kun, you really are awfully good at this. You must have a lot of practice, plotting.

1/3

[repelling]

[ ...saying it like that, he really sounds... ]

[repelling]

T-that isn't the sort of thing I practice-

[repelling]

[ ....er, no, he means- ]

That is, it doesn't take much to say that sort of cliche line.