On certain newly arrived roomies @ towerofanimus

[darkestsatisfaction]

So wait... the young guy is actually some kind of future version of the Old Man?

[...

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...Yeah, he's gonna stop trying to figure that out.]

This is utterly backwards. ...Though good for him, I suppose. The memory loss got to suck though.

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[gildylocks]

My goodness... he lost all his hair!

[darkestsatisfaction]

I believe that's what they call signs of age.

[gildylocks]

[ Gilderoy pats his own fluffy curls, very worried indeed. ]

I won't lose my golden hair, will I?

[darkestsatisfaction]

[...Gilderoy, you make this way too easy for him.]

Who knows~? I might have heard somewhere that blond hair comes loose quite easily.

[gildylocks]

[ Please don't tease him too badly! He'll cry and then you'll never get to see that famous smile. ]

Really? Oh... how terrible! I do believe my hair is my best feature, other than my forget-me-not blue eyes, perfect complexion and dazzling smile.

[darkestsatisfaction]

[But seeing his tears are just so much more satisfying, than seeing his smile.]

I'm sure we can do something to fix all of that.

[And make those best features even better~

....Or worse, depending on the point of view.]

[gildylocks]

[ Gilderoy is... naive, which explains why he does begin to smile at those words. ]

Fix it? Gosh, I'm not sure if I need any improvement! Unless you know a way to make my teeth even shinier, sir.

[tornpetals]

... Well, that has to be entirely baffling.

[darkestsatisfaction]

Oh don't worry, I'll get used to it.

[firstnothing]

You've clearly never encountered a Time Lord. They do this too. It's best to just assume anything with dusky skin, orange to yellow eyes and silver hair may or may not be Xehanort at any given period of time.

Some people at old age merely wish they were young. Others go out and find some stupid bastard to assimilate into the collective.

Another way to think of it is one day he was ninety years old. The next day he was ninety years young.

[darkestsatisfaction]

...

[...Xemans, do you even get what you just said yourself? Kiryu might be having troubles, because just wat.

Though, wait a second... dark skin, yellow eyes, silver hair...]

....Should I be calling you Xehanort-point-three then?

[firstnothing]

[Xemnas always knows what he's doing. Any proof to the contrary is clearly a lie.]

You could, but it's much easier to say 'Xemnas'.

[capax_infiniti]

All according to plan. It was rather satisfying, though there were a good deal of detours along that particular path...