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[gonnacry]

...you think you're 'getting back in gear,' trash?

I look like some bike to you? Vroom vroom?

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[havegun]

That's offensive to bikes.

[Hermes' partner is nowhere to be seen right now. Kind of leaves him defenseless, but he can't just let that comment slide.]

[gonnacry]

Don't see none complaining to my face.

[equippedsmile]

You don't look like a bike to me. More like a loser.

[gonnacry]

...hey, little brat. You and me need to play some more, don't we?

[equippedsmile]

No thank you. I'll pass on that offer.

[animusangelus]

Bikes have a better personality.

[gonnacry]

Yours... talk?

[animusangelus]

Nope. That's what makes them better.