regarding the most recent NCIS episode

[thankyouboss]

If you say "I ship it", I swear to God I will shoot you.

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[thankyouboss]

[ PERSONAL SPACE? WHAT IS THAT? HE'S NEVER HEARD OF IT.

But he's letting go and putting him back onto his feet probably, trying his best to keep a straight face. What, he missed you, kid. ]

Uh - long time no see.

[palpitations]

M-Mm...

[ Just going to... gently disentangle himself and arrange his clothes. You're lucky he didn't stick a knife in you for that, Tony 8| ]

It has. Mr. Tony is doing well?

[thankyouboss]

[ You'd never upset Miss Ziva like that, Rolo. ]

Could be better - what the hell were you thinking leaving me in charge of an entire restaurant?

[palpitations]

[ Okay, maybe not, but he could have. He could have. Old habits die hard. ]

Oh... [ Bites his lip and ducks his head. ] I, um... Mr. Tony likes pizza. Almost as much as C.C. I thought it would be good in Mr. Tony's hands.

[thankyouboss]

Eating pizza. I like eating pizza. I may know a thing or two about business from the old man, but this is ridiculous. If you ever get your ass back here, you're taking it back.

[palpitations]

Mr. Tony... Mm, I guess I could. A business is always beneficial for at least a cover. Plus the income is useful.

[ Headtilt. ]

Mr. Tony? If it's not a package, what is your mun shipping?

[thankyouboss]

You could also give that whole being a normal person thing a try. You know, honest income, not killing people... Just a thought.

[ ... inner sob. ]

Ship as in - you know, shipping. Two people. Relationship.

[palpitations]

Normal... [ UNSURE what is normal ] Sometimes killing people is necessary, though. Mr. Tony has to do it for his job too, sometimes.

[ THIS IS FLAWLESS LOGIC OKAY. ]

Relationship... Shipping. Shi...ps? I don't understand.

[thankyouboss]

Only when they fire first. Not because they piss me off - as tempting as it is.

[ .................. facepalm. ] It's ... It's a dorky internet thing for people who like to pair people up together. Like Ziva and I - we're a ship. We're the Tiva ship.

[palpitations]

Hm... [ Might be grumbling about it just being easier to shoot annoying people. ]

Tiva ship. Mr. Tony is the "t" and Miss Ziva is the "iva" part, right? I see. I think my mun talks about that kind of thing sometimes. _{It still seems strange.}

[thankyouboss]

[ CHOOSING TO IGNORE THIS. Don't make him arrest you again, Roloooo. ]

It's very strange. And muns will make ships out of anything.

[palpitations]

So... then... Mr. Tony's mun ships Mr. Tony with someone other than Miss Ziva?

That seems... wrong.

[thankyouboss]

That's what I said. The kid won't listen. He seems to like the thought of me with all sorts of people, even if Ziva is "end game."

[palpitations]

I don't think Miss Ziva would appreciate it if Mr. Tony was shipped with someone else either.

Mr. Tony's mun is... Hm...

[ Pauses to mentally go over his very limited amount of pop culture related vocabulary. ]

A dumbass.

[thankyouboss]

[ He's trying so hard to take this seriously but Rolo calling his mun a dumbass just puts him in a fit of laughter. Oh God. He missed you. ]