regarding the most recent NCIS episode

[thankyouboss]

If you say "I ship it", I swear to God I will shoot you.

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oh god all i have is derpy and porn icons active rn sob

[palpitations]

...Is it a dangerous package?

ROTF PLEASE DON'T USE PORN ON TONY 1/3

[thankyouboss]

It's not a package at all, you id--

2/3

[thankyouboss]

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

3/3 you knew this was coming right

[thankyouboss]

Rolos!

[ ALL THE HUGS YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ]

lmfasoa s

[palpitations]

[ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK PERSONAL SPACE, DINOZZO GOD ]

Ah... H-Hello, Mr. Tony....

[thankyouboss]

[ PERSONAL SPACE? WHAT IS THAT? HE'S NEVER HEARD OF IT.

But he's letting go and putting him back onto his feet probably, trying his best to keep a straight face. What, he missed you, kid. ]

Uh - long time no see.

[palpitations]

M-Mm...

[ Just going to... gently disentangle himself and arrange his clothes. You're lucky he didn't stick a knife in you for that, Tony 8| ]

It has. Mr. Tony is doing well?

[thankyouboss]

[ You'd never upset Miss Ziva like that, Rolo. ]

Could be better - what the hell were you thinking leaving me in charge of an entire restaurant?

I do not have a Kate journal active so just..deal with this AU XD

[odd_one_out]

...But didn't your mun ship it before?

I CAN DEAL WITH THAT

[thankyouboss]

The guy wasn't around to ship me with before.

Re: I CAN DEAL WITH THAT

[odd_one_out]

...Guy?

What guy?

[thankyouboss]

Probie by the name of Ned Dorneget.

[odd_one_out]

...Well she's definitely interested now. [Eyeing mun.]

She's muttering something about finally possibly finding another muse aside from the dead one.

[thankyouboss]

No. No no no - no. No. She's not encouraging this. At all. I mean, don't get me wrong, gay guys are great - I love 'em. Only people you can go out for a beer with without having to worry about whether or not they're gonna make a move on the chick you're eyeing, but come on.

[skysplits]

That's quite a way to get your mun to cooperate.

[ smiling. ]

[thankyouboss]

[ Is this how many people can Tony hug in an hour day? Because he's all ready to. Itching to, even. Except the last time he spoke to a Quinn she had no idea who he was so he's cautious ;~; ]

Y-Yeah, well... Intimidation. Gets the job done.

[skysplits]

Are you staring at me because I became prettier or because it's been forever?

Hi, Tony.

[thankyouboss]

OhthankGod.

[ With that sigh of relief, he's just going to latch on. And maybe never let go. Ever. ]

Both. Both is good. Definitely both.

[skysplits]

[ laughing as she hugs him. ]

Hey.

[thankyouboss]

[ Stiiiiiill not gonna let go, nope nope ]

I've missed you, kid.

[brandedrose]

Maybe a little guy love would do you wonders.

[thankyouboss]

... Hilarious, Farron. But I'm really okay with the girl love and the girl love only.

[brandedrose]

You're not even a little flattered?

[thankyouboss]

I'm totally flattered. Dogernet can want to touch this all he wants. It's still not gonna happen and I refuse to let my mun think it has a chance. I will go on strike.

[brandedrose]

This isn't a labor union, idiot. You can't go on strike.