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ok
ok like
lemme see if i got all tis str8
so u li.........
that hol thelma + liuose thing is bust nao
*oouis
*louisw

im p disappointed apout that not gonna liew
i thohgtt it would b what janey relly wanted
but oh well win som lose sum

2nd thing tho
can u stop thinking bout a kissmesis????
we both KNO i can do better i know you agree with me shes not even as hot as spiderchick
that n i rly kind of want a kismeBOR if u can arrange that
*kismebro or kissmeboy or WHAT THE FUCK EVR dose it even work w/aliens
srsly tho i thought the whole point of this quadrant bs was havin the best of both worlds or all 4 or w/e
n since u have <3 p covered...............
but you know im open to meems and stuff too im rly open like thatttt so either way
yeah get 2 it 4 real tihs time or im going on strike
~~PCHOOSOOOOOIOOOO~~ look @ my strike go

TY NOT IA ONLY THANKING U IF YOU ACTULLY DO IT
XOXOXOCOX

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How on earth would you go on strike?

rly easy
just dont do wa she wants me 2
i m not in a gme or anything so i coud get away w/it

Id suggest having a very long think about that before putting any of these plans into action.

wlel wth am i evem suspoosed 2 DO jake
i had like
3 threds goin
andALL of thm r over now
*them

Its alright roxy i have all the time in the world to listen.
Tell me what happened.

well i wuz in this treamubble wih this dorkbale troll who almost thot i was a sorta princess
*dereambuble
*other shit i dont ctre bout rn
but tehn his mun just dropped me liek a hot liver

and then jane n i were meeting up for the frst tim in teh game and i was her sevrer and it was leet
but we get like
a tag a werekekek

and then
..........u dont wnana her about the lsat one

The only viable solution to your troubles seems to be to get your mundane chatting to the others. A decent chinwag should sort things out!
If youre upset enough to get inebriated to the degree where i can barely read your text i can only offer some good old rest as a cure.
Put your head down and relax.

u think i didnt try toht???
i was all "hey tell em to GET 2 IT"
but then they were all "oh welp im busy n shit sorry its p much gonna be this way"
oso she was just like
"welp
gotta b nice
its cool all"
so thaaatststs how it fucki nis
*fuckin is

Kismesis.

And the sis has. No relation. To the physiology. Or psychology. Of those involved.

well yeah i kno that but i was referrin to
shes talking bout findign me one wos a girl
n id kind of rather have a boi
so yeah i know theres no relation i was using the coingicende to make a point
*coisidence

Oh. Well if your preference is a male. Why would she find you a girl? Other than muns are glubglubglub huge bitches of course. I mean that's pretty fuckin obvious.

And hallefuckinglujah one of you squishy pink aliens knows about quadrants.

nonon o its like
im not gonna throw a fuckign witchbit if theres a girl in wone of my "quadrant"s
i mean i only semi get those and its still kind of in a try evrythin once way
but like
i already have 1 exception goin on
dont rly want to make another

wwitchbit...?
-w

Okay you know what never fucking mind that. I mean on the bright side at least your mun is fucking playing you on a consistent basis. Mine is all oh fuck hussie is finally releasing canon about the prescratch trolls goddamnit wwhy noww.

*H *pre-Scratch *G -w -w

So. Who's the exception?

[weakness for gossip? POSSIBLY. h8ers to the left.]

jahahaha u hitnk this is consistent
*think
*bitchfit
sorry
neway
shes like
my best friend???
ive herd tho that if we were trolls shed by me auspisticee
*be my
so yeah i
its weird
i think i am kinda in <3 w/her but
uuuuurgh you wudnt get it ur an alien space gays not a thing

[It's hard being a kid and in love with your bffsy forever ~~/ really drunk~~ It's hard and nobody understands.]

...

Gay. Okay, if Trollgle is correct. That is someone. With a fetish. For their particular sex. Or gender, I suppose.

Although perhaps fetish. Is a slight. Understatement. As I am given to understand that. With most fetishes. One does not need to engage in the fetish to derive. Sexual gratification. Whereas with "gay". One does need the partner. To be of the same sex as themself. To be able to have sexual relations.

...Cod human romance is fuckin complicated.

...

*GOD. GOD. NOT cod. [facepalming forever at his own speech, and muttering the following:] im eight fuckin swweeps old yed think id be done wwith th wwhole wwiggler pun shit yeah

oh so u call it a fetish uhh
*huh
i herad tho that like
there are diffrnt kind of fetishes u know
like you can b OBSSSD iwth it
*CRAYCRAZY
and HAVE 2 have it
like not just that
"oh i think mltry univorms r rly hotttt"
but like
rly srs thing
like FUCK i think bout ppl w/o lims ALL TEH TIME
so basicly that need ur taking about
t*alking
*talking
anyway
yeah
humans actully did call bein gay that once
must sound sooooooo werid to you

[Her sexuality crisis is pretty much intensive enough that she completely ignores the "cod".]

Just a little wweird but wwhatevver. Details.

[He rolls his eyes, before continuing.]

-w -w -v
I'm sure there was once. A time. When engaging in sexual activity. With someone. Other than a mother grub. Was strange. I wouldn't know much about it though an thats really just speculatin on my part though.

SpeculatinG, even.

So. Based on the heading. Our conversation has drifted towards. It would not be a horrible leap. For me to assume. You are experiencing some difficulty. That has to do with this human idea of "gay"?

Or am I off course entirely?

sort of???
i mean i guess likin a girl doesnt have 2 b this HUUUUUUUUUEGE deal
but liek
idk
i feel like i guys like more
liek
gaiz
mora
*moar
uuuuuuuuuuurgh i just
dont want to spout all this "oh its just herrrr111" bulbushit
but i mean if i ever DO buy into ur whole alien love + hat e stuff i dont rly find the idea of ANOTHR gf appealing???
taht an what if SHE freaks out bout this "humen idea o gay" ness
shes teh type that might

so i really dk
yeah

[he does not have an icon to express his facial expression properly. his mun needs to correct that. it is, for the record, more confused than angry, unlike the icon.]

hey there is nothin wrong with havvin a preference for one over the other
I prefer girls myself but i mean it's not like id complain ovver a guy

...Oh. Fucking. Fuck.

Pretend I remembered. Proper spelling and grammar there.

Okay. Emotional things. Are not my strong suit. So take anything I say. With a grain of salt. But if you are not pursuing. The concupiscent quadrant. Would it necessarily matter. If the other person freaks out. At the "gay"?

[just... rubbing his forehead now. he is so bad at this. he doesn't even know if he's on the right course because, hopy ship, that drunkenness.]

nooooooooo like this is <3 thaats the whole prob
hhnnnnnnnnngh i kno theres nothin wron w/it i just

[And she sits down and pulls out a bottle... which she promptly breaks to get a cooler of gin.]

was comofortuin her after the boy she likse bork her <2
*,3
*3':
n we we're gonna run away 2geth
but then she just
:''"'"'"'9)(

[Oh, god. Roxy. One thread was dropped. Holy jesus, muses and melodrama.]

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