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all the irons are in his fire, all of them.
lets review
just insulted satan and brofisted the guy in the space of the same half hour
real smooth move there if he starts jacking corpses out of the ground to tear my flesh off thats all your fault
lets not even go into the bare feet and tar shenanigans a la constantine i like my lungs without a hand through them
definitely backing you up on insisting roses fan fiction is scarier than any shit that guy can stir up though
make it an ironic christmas present to him
more trolls would make it a shit ton easier for terezi to adapt to human society we both know that
cant picture vantas squealing with excitement to help her out since hed have no fuckin clue what he was doing
hes like part of an emergency relief care package for a third world nation but then it turns out they dont want him
no worries i got this
are you seriously going through with that dress up day for me and gamzee
the grey paint and cardboard horns deal sounds like a poor mans halloween but whatever
it beats revising dead guys to get into college
dont forget to pull up that sample cd to show bro and davesprite before you leap into shit wrecking ideas like a tool
they have way more cred and experience in that field
by the way making me one of the xmen??
hell
fucking
yes
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All while joining the X-Men.
An ironic set of events, to be sure.
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not too smooth but to be fair he did knock over some people i froze in time which was a pretty douche thing to do
might have mentioned you could take down his bro michael
so yeah
it got a little thundery when his pmt sparked
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Taking apart an angel's psyche might be interesting, however.
Hmm.
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wtf am i supposed to do with a troll getting hungry back at a party
you know i told lucy the exact same thing
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I don't suppose angels would enjoy having their secrets laid bare.
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as much as i have to disappoint you by not being an alcoholic wreck
to be fair he started it
bragging about his family and i was like hold up
have you met my sister
lol your bros are shit scraped off a boot by comparison
he didnt like that much
man lucifer is kind of a tool i wish i hadnt bought him a drink
its like so me and my friends are technically at god tier in our universe oops you dont like that well suck my balls
scratch that the majority of the angels are up themselves
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I have to wonder if you have read any kind of religious doctrine at all.
It didn't occur to you that he would see it as blasphemous?
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whos the god here
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guy owes me more than he damn well knows
what about you whats going down in ectosis town
arent you married to kanaya yet
look at my life, look at my choices
[What kids of drugs are kids on these days.]
cries a solitary beautiful tear ...
i seriously can't handle this, i'm crying
sobbing into my hands
Hold up, let me find John Cusack and you guys can spoon to your hearts content while you leave me out of your sweaty reunion of over-grown hair.
weeeeep
He is one hundred percent chill right now.]
Now just calm down.
cradles you
[ Oh JESUS FUCKING - put your pointing finger down, dave. ]
Don't tell me to calm down. I am the chillest of icicles right now you lanky grease-stained unshaven B-lister.
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sup lil man
what the fuck happened to you shouldnt you be me
whoa