on the two muns planning 'shippy things

[heathermason]

... what?

You can't be serious. I mean sure IguessIlikehimorwhateverkindofalot but do you guys seriously need to scheme and plot like we're your betrothed kids or something? It's creeping me out. I'm sure it's creeping him out too. Just... knock it off.

God, you're weird.

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[chaoticshambles]

Aww, you gettin' over me already? My heart's breakin'.

[heathermason]

Puh-leez, I was over you before I started, Aikawa.

[have a huge grin along with all that laughter]

[chaoticshambles]

Well, ouch. Guess I better go eat worms or whatever the sayin' is.

[heathermason]

I guess so. I've got some pretty gross ones if you want 'em. Unless you feel like digging them up yourself.

[she rolls her eyes, but fondly]

So the Fac hasn't killed ya yet, huh?

[chaoticshambles]

I eat only the highest quality o' worms.

[Shrug.]

Nah. Still alive, still me.

[heathermason]

Well, if my worms aren't good enough for you, that's your problem. Good luck finding anything better. You'll be crawling in the dirt for weeks.

[a small grin]

Good. I always worry you're gonna wind up dead like everybody else.

[chaoticshambles]

Please, I farm 'em myself.

Eh. Don't worry about that. [Because he wants to die, but he's not saying that.]

[heathermason]

That's gonna take a while. You sure you won't be done with your little pity party by the time they're big enough to eat?

[if Heather knew that, she would probably just kick him and try to convince him to change his mind about it. Or cry. But for now, she just gives her friend a little nod]

I can't help it. I mean... everyone's always dying there. Now that Alessa's dead again, it's got me worrying about it.

Don't you go dying on me. Ever.

[chaoticshambles]

Seriously...Just don't worry about it, babe. It ain't gonna be a problem.

[Because unfortunately for him, he's also immortal. Although he doesn't exactly know that.]

[heathermason]

[she just gives him a look for a while]

Okay. But I'm still gonna worry. You know, can't really help it. It's just... you were the first person I ever met there. It'd just be too weird to think about being there without you.

[chaoticshambles]

...

[And he ruffles her hair for her trouble.]

Don't worry about it, babe. I don't go nowhere I don't want to go.

[heathermason]

[she flattens her hair out again, but she can't help smiling at the gesture anyway]

Well, I guess that's the attitude to have. Now that the consortium's gone that'll be a lot easier. It's kinda nice, not having 'em breathing down our necks.

[chaoticshambles]

I guess, but I don't trust that crazy computer bitch neither!

[heathermason]

Me neither. I was sort of thinking about maybe giving her a chance, but then she decided to have that stupid bachelorette auction so I pretty much think she's an asshole.

Better than the guys before, but still an asshole.

[chaoticshambles]

Yeah, yeah...I aint agreeing she's any better. She was savin' her own skin when she got rid o' them guys.

[heathermason]

Well yeah, that's true. I sort of wish we could just get rid of her too and run the stupid place ourselves. But that doesn't seem like it's gonna happen anytime soon.