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[sunflowering]

This isn't a good idea, Mun-san.

Big Brother wont be around. That place has no source of blood tablets, either. Not to mention the kind of place it is. Bringing in a vampire half starved... is a cruel thing to do.

And I'm already aware, too, of that person and the fact that he will be arriving as well. Did you forget? We made a promise. In order to give him a reason to continue, I'll keep running from him for all eternity. Until the end. No matter how much it hurts, our meeting again is premature.

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[sunflowering]

Nosfer...? Ah-- another term.

[She smiles and shrugs her shoulders. Personally she would prefer that people forget she said that at all.]

I was only joking, anyway. [No she wasn't.]

That said... I think my mun has poor taste. She likes to create difficult situations.

[idkworldruler]

No you weren't, and I wouldn't say your mun has bad tastes, just not able to find a character that's a good liar.

Seriously, career change. Or go hang out in Transylvania.

[sunflowering]

[Just who is this kid anyway.]

You say career change like it's as easy as pie.

[idkworldruler]

[He is no one, in fact once they're done talking she should forget about him and their conversation all together.]

Well not exactly easy, especially in the current economy. But you can if you really, really want too. I wouldn't suggest Walmart or any other retail though. And you should be careful of ancient artifacts. It would be really horrible to see such a cutie end up as a temporal anomaly.

[sunflowering]

[Whaaa.... he's messing around with her. He's definitely messing around with her.]

Wal... what?

[ SO LOST ]

So what exactly is your own career? [See how he answers...]

[idkworldruler]

[Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.]

I am the great and powerful magician, Ali-Baba. To quote my boss, I once was blind, but now can see; I am the All-Seeing Eye. [Please don't try to make sense of Illuminati nonsense speak. It doesn't do your sanity any good.]

[sunflowering]

Uh huh.

[YEP. Excuse the deadpan look]

[idkworldruler]

I can pull a quarter out of your ear if you want.

[Hey, that's the look every single other person gives him! :D]

[sunflowering]

T-That's okay...

[WONDER WHY]

[idkworldruler]

How about a couple thousand then? Should help you to pay your mun off.

[Its a complete mystery to him.]

[sunflowering]

That would be an incredible feat if possible.

[idkworldruler]

Oh, one sec.

[Pulls out his wallet.]

[sunflowering]

[Oh gosh!]

Wait-- no, I-- I don't want to take your money or anything. [ dskjfgl ] I know I don't have a lot on me right now, but I don't need to take yours.

[idkworldruler]

What are you talking about?

[Pulls out a large wad of cash. Say hello to mister Benjamin!]

[sunflowering]

. . .

[Who in their right mind carries around so much cash!? Foreign cash, but she knows enough to know it's the same currency her mun uses.

Frantic whispers!!]

Don't you know it's dangerous going around carrying so much cash!?

[idkworldruler]

If I was a not-vampire like you, maybe. But for me this is so much safer.

[People can track your card spendings very easily, after all. Paper money is far harder to keep track of.]

Anyway.... [Makes it disappear up his sleeves and shows empty hands before walking up to her.]

[sunflowering]

[Okay... holding still while he approaches.]

[idkworldruler]

[Reaches up behind her ear and...pulls out the wad of bills.]

Meh, nickels are better.

[sunflowering]

I think they must be easier to handle.

[idkworldruler]

You know, you're right, screw paper money and save your pennies.

[Holds out the money for her to take.]

[sunflowering]

[ LKSJFLS Shoving it back at him ]

I-I told you! I don't need the money! [What stranger just gives away their money!?]

Anyway, my mun wouldn't take bribes. [Er...] Or rather, she'd extort you for all you're worth. It's best not to even try.

[idkworldruler]

[Him? Besides its technically from a blank check, he can do whatever he wants with it.]

...That's implying that I'm worth something. [You are.]

So you don't want thousands of hypothetical dollars?

[sunflowering]

When you put it like that, even less.

[idkworldruler]

Oh, well I guess I'll just have to burn it then....

[sunflowering]

I have a better idea...