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[sunflowering]

This isn't a good idea, Mun-san.

Big Brother wont be around. That place has no source of blood tablets, either. Not to mention the kind of place it is. Bringing in a vampire half starved... is a cruel thing to do.

And I'm already aware, too, of that person and the fact that he will be arriving as well. Did you forget? We made a promise. In order to give him a reason to continue, I'll keep running from him for all eternity. Until the end. No matter how much it hurts, our meeting again is premature.

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[sunflowering]

. . .

[Who in their right mind carries around so much cash!? Foreign cash, but she knows enough to know it's the same currency her mun uses.

Frantic whispers!!]

Don't you know it's dangerous going around carrying so much cash!?

[idkworldruler]

If I was a not-vampire like you, maybe. But for me this is so much safer.

[People can track your card spendings very easily, after all. Paper money is far harder to keep track of.]

Anyway.... [Makes it disappear up his sleeves and shows empty hands before walking up to her.]

[sunflowering]

[Okay... holding still while he approaches.]

[idkworldruler]

[Reaches up behind her ear and...pulls out the wad of bills.]

Meh, nickels are better.

[sunflowering]

I think they must be easier to handle.

[idkworldruler]

You know, you're right, screw paper money and save your pennies.

[Holds out the money for her to take.]

[sunflowering]

[ LKSJFLS Shoving it back at him ]

I-I told you! I don't need the money! [What stranger just gives away their money!?]

Anyway, my mun wouldn't take bribes. [Er...] Or rather, she'd extort you for all you're worth. It's best not to even try.

[idkworldruler]

[Him? Besides its technically from a blank check, he can do whatever he wants with it.]

...That's implying that I'm worth something. [You are.]

So you don't want thousands of hypothetical dollars?

[sunflowering]

When you put it like that, even less.

[idkworldruler]

Oh, well I guess I'll just have to burn it then....

[sunflowering]

I have a better idea...

[idkworldruler]

If it involves putting it away or giving it back to the taxpayers, I'm not doing it.

[sunflowering]

I just thought if you kept it...it...might help you out more.

[idkworldruler]

Pff, you kidding? That's nice and all, but I don't know use conventional currency unless I need groceries, or to pay my rent.

[sunflowering]

I really think you should keep it then.

[idkworldruler]

Why? I get them hot off the print every day.

[sunflowering]

...Are you a criminal?

[idkworldruler]

...No? [Unconvincing voice.]

[He meant from theFederal Reserve. But he thinks he found a new way to mess with her.]

[sunflowering]

R-Right...

[SHE'S GOING TO BE CAREFUL AROUND YOU, BUD.]

[idkworldruler]

Are you a criminal?

[SHE'S THE VAMPIRE HERE!]