Apping to Singularity

[eternalscience]

Oh wonderful.

Now you can say your collection is complete. You play all of the ladies in my canon. Do you hear that sound? That is the sound of no one caring. Congratulations on accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Where did your life go so wrong?

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This Munn did not know about this and is geeking out.

[sarcasticpelican]

[The muse? She couldn't care less.]
Well, aren't we all bright and cheerful today?

Yes, let us geek together X3

[eternalscience]

Your attempt at sarcasm leaves plenty to desire. I'm not surprised, really. Besides, you don't know what it is like to have to deal with such a poor excuse for a human being. Trust me, I've seen a few horrible specimens.

[charge_sword]

...I don't hear anything.

[eternalscience]

Very good, you've just proven how well you can point out the obvious.
[ clap. clap. clap. ]
Don't get used to that overwhelming feeling of pride. Failure is still a statistical inevitability for you.

Woops I used her PB on that last one. Oh well. Lets have fun geeking about you hopefully getting in.

[sarcasticpelican]

Mine is threatening to turn me into a robot.
I'm pretty sure it could be worse, considering a friend of mine was a pony a short while back...but as fun as it sounds Id prefer not doing that.

[charge_sword]

Actually, that is not true. Failure is never a 100% chance in my case.

I was, though, talking about the fact that I couldn't hear people not caring. Is there a particular sound to it?

I am so hype, you have no idea X3

[eternalscience]

You can't blame your mun for wanting you to be your very best. If I were you, I'd trust her judgement.

[eternalscience]

Yes, in fact there is. It's much like the sound of silence.

Perhaps you should try it.

[charge_sword]

...Thinking about it, I can actually hear you making a lot of blather...

XD

[sarcasticpelican]

My very best?
Shed better find me a ship, then.

[eternalscience]

Blather? My, someone is making an attempt to use the full extent of their vocabulary. I am merely vocalizing my thoughts on being added to the collective nonsense that goes on in my mun's headspace. Something that I have every right to do.

You, however... Oh. What's this? It says here that you play in A_Facility. How nice. A test subject.

[charge_sword]

It just seems to me that logically I should conclude that you voicing your opinion is the sound of no one caring.

...Yes. What of it?

[eternalscience]

To be honest, you should be thankful that your mun wishes to turn you into a robot. It's an upgrade for the best and really it should be you rewarding her. But, you are human, as far as I can tell. Selfishness is in your nature.

[eternalscience]

I've heard a great deal about the experiments that go on there. Not much to do with science, exactly, but entertaining all the same. It must be nice to know that your suffering goes to further the needless research of human and human-like psyches.

Well thats a burn.

[sarcasticpelican]

Selfish?
Im not the one sending her there on a wim, lady.

As to the upgrade? Depends on your view on what's an upgrade.
For example- what even do robots eat? How the heck am I going to get my morning coffee?

Hah-hah, just realised you were our Tamaki-mun! It's Asura-Mun!

[charge_sword]

I would hardly call it entertaining. It doesn't bother me particularly either.

[When the first thing you ever see is someone identical to you being eaten by dragons and life goes downhill from there, you get tough fast.]

Although you do remind me of the one running the place, so I suppose it's a common personality type.

X3 Yes, hi~! Glad to run into you <3

[eternalscience]

Val has...potential. However, real science is a far more noble and worthwhile pursuit. The only things I see that are relevant in her research are the limits of the physical body. And I have that data already. It's not very much. Humans are exceptionally fragile.

[eternalscience]

We don't eat anything and only crave scientific progression. Just think of how much better your life will be without all those revolting human functions that you've grown so fond of. Eating, sleeping, mating. All a thing of the past so that you can finally start being useful.

If you insist on remaining human, there is another way you can find purpose to your life. I have a few tests in mind...

You too! What've you been up to?

[charge_sword]

They are. But I don't think that's the only relevant data.

Nothing much, derpin around in smaller games. n.n; You?

[eternalscience]

If there is, I don't see it. I do see how enjoyable it could be to run those little experiments, but experiments without science is just self gratification. Nothing wrong with a little bit of that now and then, but not constantly.

If I were to devolve into something as base as that, I might as well be human.

Pretty much only playing a_fac these days.

[charge_sword]

It seems more a cataloguing of mentality than physicality.

Its funny because she's still going to need to do those. Yay transformers. >.>

[sarcasticpelican]

Im not really one for science, that much. Especially not from what I heard my old boss did.
The results were apparently great, if implanting AI into human minds is supposed cause insanity.
[she's from an earlier canon point but they filled her in]

....
What kind of Tests?

Cool cool =3

[eternalscience]

Yes, but where's the advancement in that? We both already know how to make you do the tests. Why bother with how it makes you feel? A waste of time. There's already extensive research that humans have done on their selves on the subject. So let's be honest. You just have a sadistic AI on your hands.

[eternalscience]

Of course it would cause insanity. It's insane to even consider placing a perfectly good AI into a disgusting human prison. Unless that AI did something unspeakable. No. Even then it's too harsh of a punishment.

Oh, only the good kind. Ones that I promise will not be dangerously unleathal.

[charge_sword]

It's quite possible. I suppose trying to decipher her is an experiment for us.