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[whatchainsaw]

Hmm Yes
I Can See Why You Would Choose This Location In Particular For The As Of Yet Undefined Future Of My Next Potential Residence
A City Of Perpetual Darkness
I Mean Really Youre Showing Such A Profound Understanding Of My Character That Asking You To Fill In An Application Would Be Nothing If Not Offensive
There Is Little I Want More Than To Serve As A Living
For Certain Values Of Living I Suppose
Anyway There Is Little More I Desire Than To Serve As An Animated Night Light

Additionally Please Refrain From Attempting To Calculate My Current Body Mass
Especially As You Are Determined To Take Certain Things Into Consideration
Including But Not Limited To My Recent Lack Of What I Once Considered To Be Vital Viscera
Because Thats Not Intrusive At All

And No The Promise Of A Wide And Previously Unimagined Variety Of Blood Does Nothing To Sway Me
Much

Comments

[nukeoleptic]

i have kind of noticed that if theres one thing that muns are really good at
it is probably not listening :/

[whatchainsaw]

Oh Hello Jade
Actually I Believe You Might Want To Rethink Your Initial Assessment Regarding Whether Or Not Muns Possess Any Particular Skill When It Comes To Hearing
Because I Am Under The Impression That They Listen To A Degree That Could In Fact Make Them Experts In That Particular Field
Its Simply That They Then Decide That The Best Course Of Action Is To Do The Exact Opposite Of What They Have Been Told
Infuriating Really

Has Your Mun Been Causing You Problems

[dicey]

Sounds like a good place for trolls.

I mean, trolls who aren't you, I guess!

[nukeoleptic]

hehehe... well i guess that is a pretty good way to look at it, kanaya
and she has, a little bit!!
buts its nothing that i cant handle :)
are you excited about your new game?
it looks like a lot of fun!!

[whatchainsaw]

Exactly
Trolls Who Arent Me
And There Are Plenty Of Those Rambling Around This Think Pan In Particular

[whatchainsaw]

While I Am Well Aware That You Are Equipped To Handle All Manner Of Things Sometimes Talking Them Through Can Be Beneficial
And I Am Here To Listen Through No Choice Of My Own
Not That I Would Not Happily Listen Were I Given That Level Of Autonomy

As For The Game
Im Not Not Excited About It If That Makes Sense
Though Still Not Particular Thrilled By The Given Situation

that moment you see an awful typo 20 hours later..

[nukeoleptic]

there are a lot of dangerous things there
and sometimes its easy to kind of feel... isolated, i guess?
im the only kid from my world there
and some of the trolls are there, and im getting along REALLY WELL with vriska and tavros and nepeta
but its still a little lonely sometimes
some pretty dangerous events are apparently coming up, too ._.

but like i said before
it is nothing that i cant handle!!!
and i know i will be just fine
i sort of doubt anything can top sburb

jeeeez i am kind of talking a lot though, im really sorry!
i dont even really know what the place youre going to is like!!
is it that bad? :/

any and all typos went completely over my head...

[whatchainsaw]

I Can Understand That Feeling Of Isolation Well Enough
But Wow Youre Getting Along With Vriska
I Take It That Means She Isnt Insistent On Putting You To Sleep At Random Intervals Still
As For The Dangerous Events
Well
As Your Opposing Space Player I Have Every Faith That You Will Be Able To Come Out Of These Events In One Human Shaped Piece

And Youre Right About Sgrub Or Rather Sburb
It Certainly Does Fill The Quota Of Shithives Maggots For A Lifetime

I Am The Last Person You Have To Apologise To For Talking A Lot To
I Have Received Multiple Complaints Of That Nature Recently And So Am Not About To Judge You For Being Verbose
But As For Being That Bad
Its Just That I Was Feeling Stricken Enough By The Thought Of Spending Three Human Years In The Darkness
And Who Knows Just How Long I Will Be There For

i always like hearing that.

[nukeoleptic]

well, there are definitely timeline shenanigans afoot when it comes to vriska
regarding us getting along, i mean
she is from before any of you guys started trolling us!!
so she didnt know me at all, or dave when he was there
just that we all played the game, and she only knew that because she was told :/

and i am really sorry, kanaya
i really dont know what to say
other than maybe it wont be so bad, and...
as your opposing space player, i have every faith that you will be able to come out of these events in one troll shaped piece!!!!
and i am only teasing a little bit, because i really mean it
i think we are exactly where we need to be right now
and nothing can convince me otherwise!

[whatchainsaw]

Oh Wow
Vriska Is From Really Far Back Isnt She
Really Really Far Back
Before There Was Any Nonsense With Breeding Frogs And Creating Your Universe In The First Place

Hmmm That Might Be Reassuring If I Was In A Complete Troll Shaped Piece To Being With
But That Said Your Optimism On The Most Dire Of Matters Is Oddly Infectious
And If You Say That You Are Fully Convinced Well Then What The Hell
I Will Go With You On This One Because Im Being Pushed Into The Situation One Way Or Another
And I Might As Well Do So Without Whining Like A Grub Going Through The Custom Aches And Pains Of Losing Four Of Its Six Original Legs Or Some Other Apt Comparison That You Can Relate To As A Human

[nukeoleptic]

i am really glad to hear that!!
and i think that we have done so much already
and worked so so so so hard
things are definitely going to turn out in our favor
maybe not exactly the way we want them to....
but we have to keep our chins up, right? <3

besides, if jack really is just gonna kill us all
maybe these games are a last chance to have a little fun!!

...........
err
that was supposed to be a joke
but i dont think the humor really came through in text :/

[whatchainsaw]

Yes We Will Continue To Point Our Jaws Upwards In A Symbolic Gesture Of How We Believe We Will Overcome All Obstacles In Our Path

Oh Dont Worry I Got It
Mostly On Account Of You Being The One Who Made The Somewhat Macabre Joke
Now If Rose Had Said It
Well
The Humour Would Have All But Absconded

[nukeoleptic]

hehehehe, you have a point
though that mostly just makes me remember how much i really miss rose :(

i am remembering my frog duties, though!
there arent any here to breed
so i am just going to fold a bunch of them
like paper cranes, but a milliiion times better :D

[whatchainsaw]

Oh
Perhaps Rose Wasnt The Best Person To Bring Up
Although I Can Tell You From Having Recently Departed The Asteroid That We Were Both Residing On She Is Doing Well
So You At Least Do Not Have To Worry About Her In That Sort Of Capacity

Wait
What
You Are Folding Frogs
That Sounds Somewhat Sadistic Jade

[nukeoleptic]

i guess i can say that i am also really glad to hear that
three years is going to be such a long time
but hopefully not too long

and oh no!!!!
i mean folding paper to make little frogs
i dont think actual frogs are very foldable!

[whatchainsaw]

Three Years Is Not Forever
And So Before You Know It You Will All Be Together
Comparing Your God Tier Outfits

Well
That Does Make A Lot More Sense
I Suppose Frogs Are Only Foldable With The Right Amount Of Pressure Exerted
But Even Then It Probably Only Results In A Gooey Mess

hahah oh wow you are an amazing kanaya

[nukeoleptic]

well mine is the best!
unless dave or rose's godtier outfit came complete with dog ears
which i know they didnt, so ha!! :)
and it will be really nice to meet you guys
in person, i mean, not just in the dream bubbles!

and kanaya
that is gross :|

Pfff, thank you! Your Jade is adorable.

[whatchainsaw]

Im Going To Remain Very Calm As I Say This Jade
Because I Dont Want To Alarm You Or Otherwise Make You Think That Im Angry With You In Some Way
So Please Just Listen Very Very Carefully
Animal Ears Have Never
I Repeat Never
Been An Acceptable Accessory To Clothing
In Fact They Have Never Been Anything But A Spectacle Barely Even Suited To The Most Wriggling Of Wigglers
And No I Dont Care What Nepeta Says

Gross And From What I Can Tell From This Hypothetical Situation
Entirely Factually Accurate

[nukeoleptic]

[Guess what the only thing she is taking away from that is, Kanaya?]

you dont like my ears? D:

[whatchainsaw]

I Dont Like
Poor Fashion Choices

[nukeoleptic]

it wasnt a fashion choice!!!
or any kind of choice at all really!!! D: D: D:

[whatchainsaw]

Sorry Jade
I Have To Remain True To My Convictions

Although Honestly
I Am Kind Of Tempted To I Dont Know
Scratch Behind Them
Wow That Is Definitely A Weird Thing To Say Isnt It
Sorry

[nukeoleptic]

yes it is pretty weird
considering that you think they are dumb!!! >O!!!!
but if we ever cross paths i guess i can forgive you
i think if dave saw them he would pretty much make dog jokes endlessly
so i might as well just embrace it!
woof :P

/butting in sorry sorry ; ;

[tipsygnostalgia]

heyy u shouldnt be mean
jades ears r rly cute it maeks her look adorable
*makes

[whatchainsaw]

What
I Did Not Say They Were Dumb
The Laws Of Fashion Do Not Always Have To Be Strictly Logical
And Just Because The Ears Are Indeed A Faux Pas Does Not Mean That I Think Theyre Dumb
Or Dislike Then In Any Way Actually
I Mean If They Remain As A Quirk Entirely Unique To You Then I Guess Thats Okay
Its Only If They Become A Trend That We Have A Problem