Sleep has always been a troublesome human habit. Instead of complaining to an audience, who I assure you could care less, why not do some of what your internet handle says and make yourself useful?
No need to be worried, though. I'm sure it's nothing. Disrupted sleep patterns are a sign of only a few dozen illnesses and mental disorders. There's no guarantee that your mun has contracted any of these, but. Statistically...well. You do have other headspaces you could switch to, don't you?
No. Caffeine is an excellent choice, but it is easy to build a tolerance to. I think you should choose something a bit more effective. Something more along the lines of Methamphetamine. I typically use adrenal vapor, but you are a very special case, as is whatever poor poor creature that houses you.
I just so happen to have some that you may have, but I've added some benzoylmethylecgonine to it as well. It was for a test to see how it might affect scientific testing. I promise that once your mun takes it, you won't have to worry about them sleeping for a long time.
Leave it to a human to turn down a perfectly acceptable solution to a very human problem. If you weren't going to follow my advice, why even waste everyone's time with your whining? If you don't want to be of any use to anyone at all and wish to remain a smelly fleshy lump, then simply go back to sleep.
[No idea how to respond for a minute, because wat.]
I am only here to be of use to me. Not you, not your dog, me. Soon being of use to me will also be everyone's job, including yours, if you're on earth.
And if you want people to follow your advice, stop giving sucky advice.
At least yours slept at night. Mine woke up at 10 PM and stayed up until 4:30 PM two days in a row. She finally got some sleep at night last night.
I get that she has insomnia and she has nightmares when she does sleep, but this can't be healthy. [But her mun has been doing this for about a decade, and Tori knows it.] If only us muses could give our muns some real intervention.
Oh, no, not sleeping at all is fine. That happens when it happens. It's just this regular waking up at 6 no matter when sie when to bed. It's... weird. [Guess which muse also has unhealthy sleep-patterns!]
...are you serious? [You have strange standards, Jack. Then again, she more or less has a campy super villain with a penchant for riddles for an adopted father...]
Heh. No reason, I guess. So how have you been since we last talked, Jack? I know it's only been a couple of days, but you never know if something interesting will happen within that kind of small time~
((OOC: Yes! The one from Adam West Batman. XD After getting some really close CR during some games of Epic Mafia, this Riddler had Gotham City's mayor sign some papers. By means of threatening by gunpoint, but hey. So now she's as officially adopted as their being from separate universes can allow. :D))
Well, I got accepted to that game my mun was fretting over. [He sighs heavily, then perks up.] But so far it's not as bad as I thought it'd be. I met this annoying kid with a mechanical arm (so cool), and this weird librarian who actually understands dimensional theory.
((:D that is so neat! I love it when CR creates these weird families and pairings etc. XD))
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It's one thing if somebody's waking you up, but sie keeps waking up real early on hir own and...
And...
Look, I'm worried, ok?
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No need to be worried, though. I'm sure it's nothing. Disrupted sleep patterns are a sign of only a few dozen illnesses and mental disorders. There's no guarantee that your mun has contracted any of these, but. Statistically...well. You do have other headspaces you could switch to, don't you?
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Oh, you think sie's just sick somehow? That's not so bad. I thought sie was turning into... a morning person. [Shudders.]
If something happened to my mun, wouldn't I just go home? Is that not how it works?
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[ Give her a second, she's recalibrating her snark so that Jack might be able to understand. Ding. Ah, there it is. ]
If you're worried about your mun waking up, perhaps you can do something so that they stay asleep. For a long, long time. I suggest neurotoxin.
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Wait. Are you trying to snark? Wow, you really suck at that.
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[No idea how to respond for a minute, because wat.]
I am only here to be of use to me. Not you, not your dog, me. Soon being of use to me will also be everyone's job, including yours, if you're on earth.
And if you want people to follow your advice, stop giving sucky advice.
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I get that she has insomnia and she has nightmares when she does sleep, but this can't be healthy. [But her mun has been doing this for about a decade, and Tori knows it.] If only us muses could give our muns some real intervention.
Oh man, that's annoying. D:
oh, it really can be. D8
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((Her dad is the Riddler? :D))
just means i have more time to derp around, i suppose...
((OOC: Yes! The one from Adam West Batman. XD After getting some really close CR during some games of Epic Mafia, this Riddler had Gotham City's mayor sign some papers. By means of threatening by gunpoint, but hey. So now she's as officially adopted as their being from separate universes can allow. :D))
that is a small upside, true
((:D that is so neat! I love it when CR creates these weird families and pairings etc. XD))
yep yep. c:
((OOC: Hahaha, me too. I adore it. ♥ ))