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[iambetter]

If you intend to continue showing interest in me at least find others to approach beyond Captain Kirk. I've long since lost favor of going in circles over and over with him, regardless of how amusing it may be to see him rile.

Then again most conversations will go down the same route no matter the one I speak with. A lost cause you would call it, but still you won't give up, will you? While I commend you for your efforts, I daresay that there are better things to waste it on. [Like his cause. Saving the creeeeew. Killing lesser beings. Squishing people's heads totally would love to squish Marcus' head again. Someone make it happen.]

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[hyperlogically]

It would be in your best interest to cease your contact with the captain. Unless you desire another physical encounter with me.

[He has no problems beating the shit out of you again.]

[iambetter]

Mr. Spock, you and I both know that what happened will not happen again. [This time he's not just survived crashing a starship. You going down, bro.]

[hyperlogically]

[oh hell naw.]

While you maybe genetically designed to be superior to humans, I am not human.

[not totally but shhhh...]

Make no mistake, I will defeat you again if I am challenged.

[iambetter]

And you may be stronger than a human, but I am still better.

[Or so he'll continue to believe. No, no he's sure of it.]

Is that a threat, Mr. Spock? [Because if you want to fight, gurl you better take your weave out now.]

[hyperlogically]

Vulcans do not make threats.

[They make promises. Bring it.]

[hischair]

I'm genuinely baffled at your confusion, but I think we broke a few records talking about Oreos that one time.

[iambetter]

Confusion? Hardly.

[Kirk. Kirk did you not understand what he said, he's breaking up with you. He doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Go away plz never go.]

I believe you mean when you attempted to assault me with a snack, Captain.

[hischair]

[ LAUGHING HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING u srs. YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOUR NEMESIS, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO HATE YOU LIKE HE DOES?! ]

Assault you with a snack? You are, just, Christ. Please, tell me that's even a lame sense of humor.

[iambetter]

[He may be a bad man, Kirk, but he's got a sense of humor, believe it or not. It is possible. By hate you mean hate but totally find intriguing as fuck and would totally like to know more about if he wouldn't kill everyone I love]

Believe it or not, I do understand how to make a joke. Our usual conversations merely did not call for it.

[hischair]

[ no that's NO GO AWAY YOU ATTACKED HIS CREW ]

If only you'd made quips earlier, instead of being a grade A dick.

[ Not regret, only sarcasm. ]

[starfleet_brat]

[A small girl looking surprisingly like one Doctor McCoy runs up and kicks him in the shin.]

THAT'S FOR UNCLE JIM!

[iambetter]

[............................. I'm sorry did someone do something? He'll just look down at her unfazed.]

Your revenge is lukewarm at best.

[starfleet_brat]

Yeah? Well how about this?

[She's trying to bite his arm. A futile effort at best.]

[iambetter]

[Just going to pick her up by the back of her outfit and set her aside.]

Go back to your caretakers.

[He's not above using children, but he's not going to hurt her... but she is being annoying.]

[starfleet_brat]

[FLAILING! SO MUCH OF IT.]

I'm telling Uncle Jim and Daddy and Mister Spock.

[That doesn't... really work Jo, but okay.]

[tough_love]

My mundane has shared a good deal about you.

[oh look it's two people who should never under any circumstances ever be allowed in the same room with one another :|]

I am...impressed. Perhaps not all humans are so worthless.

[iambetter]

I am not just any human. I am better than any normal human, in every possible way.

[Ego much? No, no he speaks from fact, from what he knows. What he's been brought knowing all his life.]

Though what are you to judge any of us?

[Still new and probably not very keen on all these alien races. Go to sleep for 300 ish years and suddenly aliens are every where.]

[tough_love]

From what I've heard, I am inclined to agree.

[Looma no, you do not crush on the almost war criminal. Bad princess]

I am Princess Looma of the House of the Red Wind. And I am not surprised you have not heard of me.

From what my mundane has been willing to share, we Tetramands do not exist within your universe.

[At least not until the Klingons go through a pretty significant growth spurt and gain Hulk Powers. Then they'd be pretty comparable.]

[iambetter]

[There is no almost. He is a war criminal. He's done some very bad things, but he has his reasons. Reasons he believes are completely justified.]

Certainly a mouthful of a title.

[He's really not one to talk, his full name is quite the mouthful as well, not as bad as hers though.]

I'm still learning all the races that have come into contact with Earth while my people and I slept for centuries, whether you exist in my universe or not, you're not the first I've not heard of.

What should I call you then? Do you prefer being spoken to formally?

[He's just curious if she likes the princess tacked on. He's not had too much contact with other races, but she looks strong, very much so. He can appreciate someone with strength. Hopefully there is intelligence to go along with it.]

[tough_love]

[The mundane would opt for "mass murderer," but it's not like one's better than the other]

Formality has it's place. Unless it is called for, you may address me simply as Looma. So long as you do so respectfully.

[Because that's a subtle warning.]

But that should not be too difficult--from what the mundane has shared, you are no fool. Or reluctant to throw yourself into a real battle, unlike the rest of your species.

[zerg_hair]

Muns can be quite determined about the most ridiculous goals.

[iambetter]

As can all humans.

[He says it like he doesn't include himself in that statement.]

[zerg_hair]

Terrans aren't alone in that failing.

[iambetter]

If you've come to lecture me, I'm not interested.

[Though you are quite interesting... he does wonder what she is, he's not seen anything like her in all the research he'd done on alien races Starfleet had come in contact with.]

[zerg_hair]

Merely commenting on the failings of most sapients in the galaxy.