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[iambetter]

If you intend to continue showing interest in me at least find others to approach beyond Captain Kirk. I've long since lost favor of going in circles over and over with him, regardless of how amusing it may be to see him rile.

Then again most conversations will go down the same route no matter the one I speak with. A lost cause you would call it, but still you won't give up, will you? While I commend you for your efforts, I daresay that there are better things to waste it on. [Like his cause. Saving the creeeeew. Killing lesser beings. Squishing people's heads totally would love to squish Marcus' head again. Someone make it happen.]

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[hyperlogically]

It would be in your best interest to cease your contact with the captain. Unless you desire another physical encounter with me.

[He has no problems beating the shit out of you again.]

[hischair]

I'm genuinely baffled at your confusion, but I think we broke a few records talking about Oreos that one time.

[iambetter]

Mr. Spock, you and I both know that what happened will not happen again. [This time he's not just survived crashing a starship. You going down, bro.]

[iambetter]

Confusion? Hardly.

[Kirk. Kirk did you not understand what he said, he's breaking up with you. He doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Go away plz never go.]

I believe you mean when you attempted to assault me with a snack, Captain.

[hyperlogically]

[oh hell naw.]

While you maybe genetically designed to be superior to humans, I am not human.

[not totally but shhhh...]

Make no mistake, I will defeat you again if I am challenged.

[hischair]

[ LAUGHING HE'S FUCKING LAUGHING u srs. YOU CAN'T BREAK UP WITH YOUR NEMESIS, WHO ELSE IS GOING TO HATE YOU LIKE HE DOES?! ]

Assault you with a snack? You are, just, Christ. Please, tell me that's even a lame sense of humor.

[iambetter]

And you may be stronger than a human, but I am still better.

[Or so he'll continue to believe. No, no he's sure of it.]

Is that a threat, Mr. Spock? [Because if you want to fight, gurl you better take your weave out now.]

[iambetter]

[He may be a bad man, Kirk, but he's got a sense of humor, believe it or not. It is possible. By hate you mean hate but totally find intriguing as fuck and would totally like to know more about if he wouldn't kill everyone I love]

Believe it or not, I do understand how to make a joke. Our usual conversations merely did not call for it.

[hischair]

[ no that's NO GO AWAY YOU ATTACKED HIS CREW ]

If only you'd made quips earlier, instead of being a grade A dick.

[ Not regret, only sarcasm. ]

[iambetter]

[Caaaaaaptain you know you want to get in this head. Know all the things. Come here. Shhh come here.]

Ah, yes. I know all about what you would have liked me to do, Kirk.

[Like sit on his hands and do a whole lot of nothing.]

[hyperlogically]

Vulcans do not make threats.

[They make promises. Bring it.]

[hischair]

[ You're not his space husband, gosh. Spooooock, he's bad-touching my miiiiiiiind! ]

It's amazing just how nefarious you can make the sanest guy in the room sound.

[iambetter]

[You snappy motherfucker.]

Fortunately for us both, I do, only because I know I can carry them out. Have no doubt that one day I will finish what I started with you. [This time with no interruptions. He would have won dammit. He was going to break through that thick skull and everything stupid interrupting girlfriend.]

[iambetter]

I would hardly classify you as sane. In fact I am most certain many would call you otherwise for the things you've done.

Insane.

Though most mistake insanity for bravery it seems.

[hischair]

Here we go.

[iambetter]

[YOU STARTED IT. Don't even with him.]

You've only got yourself to blame for this, Captain.

[Kirk you walked into this bar, not him.]

[hischair]

[ How is this his fault!! KHAAAAN. ]

Stop baiting my first officer.

[ YEAH how about he just tells you not to do dumb shit, take that. He's always right. ]

[hyperlogically]

[you should be thanking that girlfriend, she was the one who stopped him from beating your skinny ass into the ground in a fiery Vulcan rage. ]

And when that day comes you will find yourself severely mistaken.

[iambetter]

May I remind you that both of you came to me. Any confrontation could have easily been avoided if contact with me was not initiated.

[That's why it's your fault.]

And if I was truly baiting Mr. Spock all I would have to do is endanger your life, which you do perfectly fine without my help.

[hischair]

Please. Talking here is like being locked in the brig with you, we couldn't get away if we tried.

[iambetter]

[No thanks. She stole my victory. I should squish her head too.]

Oooh, is that a promise, Mr. Spock?

hope this is ok

[hyperlogically]

Captain, I would suggest not to give him any ideas.

[iambetter]

How unfortunate.

[For you.]

Still, my words still ring true. You did not have to speak with me, yet you did.

when would it not be babe

[hischair]

He's not going to lock us anywhere with him, Spock. He can't stand us.

[hischair]

Masochism, clearly.