dear_mun | homeless for now

Oh, Kain... wouldn't you, of all people, love to jump in a different world and enjoy some form of freedom instead of being stuck in a mun's head?

Edited 2013-08-31 20:09 (UTC)

[Deadpan expression oh wait that's his natural expression never mind....]

When there's little choice in the destination, there's not much freedom to be had.

[Hrmph. Meanwhile, at least the mundane thought the italics were hilarious.]

Edited 2013-08-31 20:13 (UTC)

[The girl decided to look up at him, her expression somehow different from the small kid the dragoon met once in Baron.

Uff... listen, Kain, if your mun is dead set in your destination and you're already aware of your fate shouldn't you at least try to find something positive about it? Brooding and complaining never works with muns, you know?

[Meanwhile, ageless Rydia's mun waves, thanks to you she had a nostalgia-attack as well. ~~AlsosorrymyenglishiseverythingbutperfectX(]~~

Edited 2013-08-31 20:26 (UTC)

[.....Kain just stares back down, doing his best not to read anything in that expression. Especially since he's still that guywhobombedmyst-oops.]

Since my mundane has already decided, I have zero choice in the matter. I would have thought you would know my thoughts on being moved around like a pawn. I refuse to do this again, and the mundane will have to think of something else.

[Nostalgia-attacks are the best attacks. ~~It'sperfectnoworries♥~~]

[She just sighed, shaking her head. And... well, she had been past the whole Mistvillagething for a long while now. Years, actually. She just didn't age. Rydia already had a change to forgive both Kain and Cecil during their journey and... well, it was part of the past.]

Kain... I'm aware it has to be frustrating for you and I do care about your welfare, still... there's very little you can do about it. Is the world where you're supposed to go such a horrible place?

[They just happen too often. but, yeah, the best attacks someone could ask for- ~~thankyou<3~~]

[Kain can barely get over things, he couldn't even get to his best friend's wedding he was too busy trying to attone for something Cecil had just about handwaved.]

Tsk. It's a place where you apparently forget everything about who you are, and remember a false life that is unrelated to anything.

[Aka it's perfect, but Kain can't kick himself on Mt Ordeals if he can't remember it.]

[Yeah, he's never been too good in dealing with changes or things he didn't like. Still, Rydia was a very... patient little girl]

...
Yeah, it doesn't sound too good. Will you have a chance to get your memories back, eventually?

[It is, indeed, it'd be also a great place to throw a Rydia in. Pfft, poor Kain, will he feel he's missing something precious and dear as his beloved hermit-life? Will he be, oh the horror, forced to interact with others? Oh, my... *faints*. Okay, mun is just being too much a drama queen right now...]

[Change is evil. Unless it's an upgrade to holy dragoon, then it's very acceptable ~~even if it does take a decade and a half when Cecil took ten minutes wut~~]

Eventually. In the slowest way possible, and in bits and pieces so they will never make any sense. And as that is ongoing, you're constantly under threat with very few ways to defend yourself.

[It should be hilarious. He won't get to have his hermit life, he'll be remembering a different life in a modern day setting where he'll probably, dun-dun-dun, be in University having to socialize. And that's not half as dramatic as Kain's being at the idea bwaha.]

[Oh, please... Cecil's paladin upgrade was an awkward transition from dark knight to holy champion of sissies ~~withoutoffensereally~~, at least Kain got a 'magical Saint Seiya armor' upgrade. ~~But I'm confused here because Kain... didn't he already face his true self on his lunar trial or something? How many dark sides is he supposed to own?~~]

Wow. [Her tone of voice was flat and- was she a little worried as well?] your future doesn't sound so bright, my friend... at least I know you'll be able to defend yourself, with or without yoour memories. Don't give up, ever!

[Oh, poor dear. Forced social interaction in a school setting? You have my sympathy Mr.dragoon. ~~AndI'msorryformylackofseriousnessbutyou'recostantlykeepingastupidsmileonmyface]~~

Edited 2013-08-31 21:40 (UTC)

[Kain was just copying Cecil anyway. ~~I think he has as many dark sides as he has issues. So that's facing about forty-eight true selves.~~]

I am not so willing to resign myself to such a... [Trying to think of an apt word. Shame he has a mask on, there's definitely an eyetwitch going on under there. Pointless? Boring? Mundane? Quiet? Lonely?] .......useless existence. And I certainly do not need to attend a place of education to learn how to jump.

[If it was possible to kill a mundane, this one would be a pile of ash. How can he wallow in self misery if he doesn't even remember being a mind-controlled double-crossing plot point? A high-jump sporty student?! Never. ~~seriousness is not in my vocabulary a lot of the time.~~]

Edited 2013-08-31 21:47 (UTC)

[While Cecil was copying him in the 'let's be mind controlled' game... they should really try to talk to each other. ~~Oh, sweet Mist, it'll never end... I'm glad no one else actually tried the whole 'holy' stuff in the team~~

Kain highwind, you are one of the most stubborn- [to avoid other, not so 'pleasant' terms] person I've ever met in my whole life. [And, despite her look, she had a very long one] You'll be back to yourself in time zero and- well, if they're supposed to have classes about jumps... seriously, where are you going?

[Ah, the wonderful feeling of being loved by your little comrades in your mind... this mun'd be probably be a pile of ash as well. And, come on, think about it! He could be a super skilled sporty student and girls'd certainly try to woo him all the time! You know, blonde shiny hair rydia'd pay to have ~~instead of a bush of messy curly green hair~~, wonderful blue eyes, a strong and muscular body... Oh, sweet mist, Kain, with your lack of past memories and everything you might actually get laid this time. Or probably not anyway. ~~I love you... *rolls around, laughing*]~~

Edited 2013-08-31 22:05 (UTC)

[Sorry, can't talk to Cecil. Too busy spending years as a hermit up a mountain. ~~Thank the Heavens, can you imagine it? Holy ninja anyone?~~]

Tch! It's not a matter of being stubborn. Why should I need to go somewhere, a place where I will forget everything a dragoon stands for, just to learn how to jump again?

[Well they do say Hell is repetition right?]

Some Save the Earth place. Where we somehow get to save it by not being us. Sort of. [This is like, the longest conversation he's had in a long time.] I can think of better strategies than that.

[Bless his little steel-plated booties. He probably would be That Guy™ who inexplicably does not date but is the most sought after guy in the University. He's normal until one day goes to do the high jump and somehow manages to take off instead. Try explaining that to the faculty. Sorry I tripped and went up forty feet? ~~Likewise, still laughing. Oh it's savetheearth for info.~~]

[Yeah, brooding and stuff, we all know about it. Oh, please, NO. Also, with the whole 'I'm going to steal the girl' theme around the 'holy' upgrade... please, keep Edge away from anything that could suggest him to kidnap Rydia, PLEASE. She'd rather date Tellah or Palom than him, really...]

You.. urr... [Hey, he's got a point here!] You can prove yourself worth again?

Weird? And, really, saving the planer again? Why can't it stay safe for once? [She shaked her head, sighing] Yeah, I agree with you.

[It's such a perfect cliché for him... Can I slap his shiny booties? And- Kain! think about the priiize, girls just love to offer their food to young attractive males, you'd have free meals for a whole lifetime! Think about it! And about the jumps... "Hi I'm a normal student and whoops super sayan jump sorry it happens." sounds about right. ~~Going to check and see it. Oh, poor Kain...~~

Edited 2013-08-31 22:33 (UTC)

[Well that permanent dark cloud over Mt Ordeals wasn't just bad weather you know. ~~Think of the holy shurikens though, THROW KABOOOM!!!!]~~

Of course. So I can win a few "trophies" to put on a shelf somewhere. The anticipation is already immense. [Kain, put that sarcasm away.]

That is just how things work out. I'm more adverse to the fact we would all forget it was done, only to do it again, and then remember it was the second time. [A pause.] And it is not our world to be saving.

[Free food? That got the attention of hollow-legs here. He could possibly wind up a super-smug jock, revelling in all those free home-cooked goodies....caaaaaake, bread, caaaaaarbs. ~~Seriously I have no idea what I'm doing~~]

[NOW I know. Geez, Kain, you're such a hopeless. okay. Holy ninjutsu and holy shuriken... sounds cool but, Kain, could you please ask him to kidnap Izayoi if he rea- oh, wait, the standard procedure ends with losing a girl's affection now, doesn't it? Rydia could actually deal with it]

What are you expecting me to say? It sucks being you, good luck in a foreign world, see ya? Come on, it could be worse than protecting a planet and having a temporary memory loss... *Pointing at the comments-samples that will follow this post*

Well... when you'll be back and our world will be in danger we'll know we can count on you. You'll be... like... a big expert of world protection? Hey, can you lean down a little? I want to tell you a secret. [She asked, raising her arms and inviting him closer.]

[YES! Let the leeche inside you focus on your primal instincts, think also about the money you'd save. And if we consider how you spent years on a mountain where you could probably eat zombie meat OR zombie meat... doesn't it sound wonderful? ~~You're not alone. And I don't care.~~

Hey, big bro! Wake up, it's time to brood and shine!

............No.

Gee... why do I have to have you of all people as a childhood friend. You're scaring all the hot guys away...

.....No.

Oh, Highwind-san, you look so sexy! Let me have your babies and your babies's babies!

Psst... hey. The last one is part of the horror section. You're supposed to scream and run away.
YES I KNOW NO SHAME AND I WAS EXTREMELY BORED THEN YOU HAPPENED AND I'M HAVING LOT OF FUN I'M SORRY-

[Turns his back and promptly walks away.

In horror.

Absolute terror.

You can't see it, but this is pretty horrifying right now.

Shoulders hunched.

Hasn't been this terrified since he ran into four beserked behemoths.

~~I CAN'T BREATHE FOR LAUGHING.]~~

[Oh, come on! You know you'd love it.

Think about it!

Gorgeous looking babies from a dragoon and a lady who happens to have a great relationship with them

And you're a sexy man who doesn't happen to be part of her family. Your genes'd greatly improve the short lifespan of her incestous breed, generations spent marrying between close relatives tend to give... issued. ~~whyhadItoreadtheultimaniaomgIhateit~~

[Okay that's it.

Kain's not walking.

He's running.

Fleeing, even.

For his life.

Why would you even suggest it, Rydia?

Why would you do that?]

[Because your reaction was priceless.

Really. PRICELESS.

She'll eventually push the subject again only to enjoy the smell of your fear again. Sorry, she's not Rosa, she was a young girl raised by monsters. Deal with it.

Memo: Next time let's try to mention HOW the babies'd look like.

Isn't she a precious little friend, Kain?]

[He shouldn't have equipped that brooding augment. ~~Yep, though if Edge knew that would he go through with it? Big life mystery.~~]

I'm not asking for sympathy! I'm just pointing out how utterly worthless it all is. From the sounds of this one, you don't even get to go home. So good luck with all those memories of a place you'll never see again, tsk.

[Stares at. What is this now? Is there even any point telling Rydia to just say it? Most likely not. Leans down ever so slightly, like half an inch.] What?

[Augh zombie meat. No wonder he's so damned skinny. I mean I know they're weak against fire and all but ugh.....Cake sounds amazing.]

[Should we talk about puppies? Everyone loves puppies, even Kain HAS to love puppies. Kittens, maybe? ~~Please, YES. Rydia perfectly knows what she wants when she talks about romantic relationships. YEP. And it's NOT being Eblan's queen~~]

Well, at least you have a place to stay. Or, well, will have. Kain, you're a though guy, you can deal with that kind of things and show your mun you don't fear what he or she decided for you. You said it yourself, you have no choice but go, yes... still, you get to decide how to get in there and how to live in that place.

... [She stared at him for a long moment, raiwing an eyebrow] I'm not going to bite you. Or kiss you. You can actually come closer, you know? I'm a little eight years old girl, I'm not that dangerous.

[Zombies, Bombs... what else was on Mt.Ordeal? Chocobo on a nearby forest but... Yes, I do feel bad for him.]

Edited 2013-08-31 23:17 (UTC)

[Are they wolf puppies? Wolf puppies could be acceptable. ~~Rydia you are so going to be Eblan's Queen. Forever.~~]

From the sounds of things I do not have much choice in how I get there and how I live. It appears those decisions are also out of my hands.

[Are you kidding? Kain has seen what Rydia can summon. Eight years old means diddly squat when Bahamut is summoned you know. Tsks and leans down.] What?

[Bombs can't taste good. I know the SNES version had rare versions of this

]

[... Yes, wolf puppies. But with big, bright eyes. Kain, what's wrong with you? ~~Nope. Not happening. It never happened in YEARS of Adult-Rydia RP and, remember, she decided to be a single mother instead of having a family in the end of TAY. SINGLE. FOREVER. U_U/)~~]

Well... too bad, then? And, Kain... have you considered you might, eventually, like it in there?

Well...[She shook her head and, as soon as the man leant closer enough, she simply tried to grab his helm and toss it away as far as she could.]

[Oh, well... snake and boobs. MUCH BETTER. Actually, he could use some boobs. Still, it doesn't look like it could be part of an healty diet. Are we seriously talking about it? And it'll soon be 2.00 am here and I'm still sitting on my ed laughing like an idiot. O, sweet Mist, I want to stalk you, now, most of Kain I had interactions with were super-serious-players with no sense of humor <3]

[Plausible, but then baby dragons would be better. ~~True true, gosh Edge, so terrible. Horrible ninja.~~]

There is nothing to like there.

[Simple as that and wait, NO! A bit too late to jerk back from that when it would probably involve wrenching most of his hair out and a summoned chocobo kick. You're such a brat, Rydia.]

And that was meant to achieve...?

[They look like they're really fatty but, better than zombies x10000. And yes, we are. Nearly 1am here haha. You're welcome to stalk, my plurk etc is on this one's profile ♥]

[Actually... she has to agree with you on the baby dragons. Being raised by a sea dragon and having her mother a close relationship with a certain white lizard, you know... She just doesn't happen to like a stalker who probably stopped every other man from being around her. a ninja stalker who never actually managed to deal with her big NO. Wait, Edge and Kain have lot in common here...]

You've never been there, how do you know?

[She sighed in satisfaction and crossed her arms] Staring to a blank helmet tends to get annoying during a conversation, you know? Also, now you can actually look up at the sky instead of wearing a stupid thing that wants your attention focused on your shoes. What? You're not angry, aren't you?
[Totally not trying to use her best puppy-eyes here]

[Mmh, he sould really head to the nearby chocobo forest... And, yeah, I think everything is better than rotten meat for 17 years. And- I don't have a plurk but I will add you on my AIM :3]

Ugh... you sound about as interesting as Golbey was. What is it with people from your world and being all uptight all the time?

[Was going to give a retort to that one, until the word Golbey sinks in.]

Golbez? How do you know of him?

[He waves a hand dismissively as he floats around lazily.]

Oh, you know. Fought alongside each other for the God of Chaos and Discord in a war that lasted for an eternity. Same way I know you, Kain. But, I'm guessing that because you don't remember me - and trust me, you'd remember me - you were taken from a point in time and space that was removed from the eternal conflict.

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