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Sounds dumb.
Sounds dumb.
WHAT? NO. YOU ARE IN FACT. THE DUMB ONE.
Edited 2013-08-30 19:52 (UTC)
Am I? How interesting. And based on what would you state this conjecture? The fact that I disagree with you? Or the fact that you feel I had slighted you? Curious. Curious. HEHEHE
IT IS OF COURSE BASED ON THE FACT. THAT YOU DISAGREE WITH ME. SINCE I AM CONSISTENTLY AND CONSTANTLY CORRECT IN BASICALLY EVERYTHING. IT IS ALSO BASED OFF OF THE FACT. THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN. AND THEREFORE. A BITCH. AND *THEREFORE*. STUPID.
[The slight just cause her to smile broader.]
Oh, is that so? Then perchance were I to say that I found your idea entirely agreeable. By your association of my statement of what I am, rather than the statement of fact of the situation, that the universe would coincide with the fact that I am in concordance with your petulance comes into conflict with the truth that you are never wrong. Especially when I am right, since I agreed with you. And then universe that you have constructed oh so rancorously will collapse because on this account, when I, a female was actually right.
[She was having too much fun with this.]
Oh, is that so? Then perchance were I to say that I found your idea entirely agreeable. By your association of my statement of what I am, rather than the statement of fact of the situation, that the universe would coincide with the fact that I am in concordance with your petulance comes into conflict with the truth that you are never wrong. Especially when I am right, since I agreed with you. And then universe that you have constructed oh so rancorously will collapse because on this account, when I, a female was actually right.
[She was having too much fun with this.]
Whoops.
Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag.
We're all in trouble now.
I'm shaking in my boots here.
Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag.
We're all in trouble now.
I'm shaking in my boots here.
THAT WAS LONG AND OBNOXIOUS. SO THEREFORE I HAVE DECIDED AGAINST LISTENING TO IT. I WILL INSTEAD POINT OUT. THAT YOU ARE BASICALLY INCORRECT ABOUT EVERYTHING. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY.
THOSE FUCKING GLASSES. I FINALLY HAVE MY CHANCE NOW.
[ He reaches forward and... ]
YES. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. MY ULTIMATE VICTORY.
[ He reaches forward and... ]
YES. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. MY ULTIMATE VICTORY.
[A tentacled hand reaches her mouth.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM ONLY IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I AM ONLY IN AGREEMENT WITH YOU.
MOST LIKELY AMAZING. SINCE YOU ARE NOW GIFTED WITH THE ABILITY. TO TALK LIKE ME.
IT'S NOT SO AMAZING. WHEN YOU CAN TALK. LIKE ANYONE. LIKE I CAN.
YES. BUT YOU ARE TALKING LIKE. *ME*. WHICH MUST BE FANTASTIC. FOR SOMEONE SHITTY. LIKE YOU.
Edited 2013-08-30 22:12 (UTC)
You ganked my shades.
You seriously did not just gank my fucking shades.
[But Dirk always has a backup pair and he puts them on in a flash.]
Okay, but just so you know this isn't your look.
You have to have amazing hair to pull off a pair of shades this sweet and let's face it, you don't have any.
Is it even possible for your race to grow hair?
I didn't think so.
You seriously did not just gank my fucking shades.
[But Dirk always has a backup pair and he puts them on in a flash.]
Okay, but just so you know this isn't your look.
You have to have amazing hair to pull off a pair of shades this sweet and let's face it, you don't have any.
Is it even possible for your race to grow hair?
I didn't think so.
I DO NOT NEED HAIR. TO STEAL YOUR "LOOK". I CAN ONLY ASSUME THIS. "LOOK". MAKES ME SO RANDOM AMOUNT OF NUMBERS THAT YOU JUST PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS PERCENT MORE. IRONIC.
I'D PUT IT SOMEWHERE. BETWEEN TALKING LIKE. A GIBBERING MORON. AND A HUMAN. HEE HEE HEE
I've already given up trying to teach you irony.
Why would I attempt to impart the subtle nuances of irony to a guy who can't even grasp the absolute basics?
The only thing you've done that's even remotely "ironic" is stealing your sister's blood color to use on your text.
And even that is a pretty shitty move in my estimation.
Much like one of your shitty twists, the statement you're making is glaringly obvious.
You might as well wave a big flag that says, Look, I killed the bitch!
Why would I attempt to impart the subtle nuances of irony to a guy who can't even grasp the absolute basics?
The only thing you've done that's even remotely "ironic" is stealing your sister's blood color to use on your text.
And even that is a pretty shitty move in my estimation.
Much like one of your shitty twists, the statement you're making is glaringly obvious.
You might as well wave a big flag that says, Look, I killed the bitch!
BUT YOU ARE WRONG. I AM A MASTER. OF IRONY.
NOT ONLY HAVE I SURPASSED YOU. BUT I HAVE SURPASSED. YOUR SHITTY BROTHER. THAT I ASSUME YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH.
I HAVE ALSO SURPASSED. YOUR FRIENDS. IF ONLY BECAUSE. THEY ARE SHITTY.
BUT THESE GLASSES. HAVE MADE ME EXPERIENCE. *TRUE IRONY*.
NOT ONLY HAVE I SURPASSED YOU. BUT I HAVE SURPASSED. YOUR SHITTY BROTHER. THAT I ASSUME YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM WITH.
I HAVE ALSO SURPASSED. YOUR FRIENDS. IF ONLY BECAUSE. THEY ARE SHITTY.
BUT THESE GLASSES. HAVE MADE ME EXPERIENCE. *TRUE IRONY*.
Edited 2013-08-30 23:12 (UTC)
WHICH OBVIOUSLY EQUALS. TALKING LIKE A SUPERIOR. AND ALSO. SOMEONE WHO IS GREAT. WHICH IS PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED.
THE EGOS OF YOU CREATURES OF ORDER. ARE QUITE AUDACIOUS. YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW. BEYOND WHAT YOU DO. HEH.
You got the wrong idea about me and my bro.
Yeah, I can see that there's room for improvement in his work, but that doesn't mean there's bad blood between us.
And sure, you can surpass my friends in irony.
None of them were any good at it anyway.
It's not much of an accomplishment really, so I don't know why you're bragging about it.
Yeah, I can see that there's room for improvement in his work, but that doesn't mean there's bad blood between us.
And sure, you can surpass my friends in irony.
None of them were any good at it anyway.
It's not much of an accomplishment really, so I don't know why you're bragging about it.
yeah you know that sounds amazing
you stay here with the mun and regale them with tales of homos and sucking
you do that and then and leave the actual storytelling to the ostensible professional who may or may not be dead
that sounds like the best possible outcome everyone could hope for right now
you stay here with the mun and regale them with tales of homos and sucking
you do that and then and leave the actual storytelling to the ostensible professional who may or may not be dead
that sounds like the best possible outcome everyone could hope for right now
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN.
I DON'T CARE. ABOUT YOUR "BRO". IT IS ABSOLUTELY IRRELEVANT.
I HAVE ACTUALLY SURPASSED EVERYONE. IN ALL THINGS. INCLUDING IRONY.
I AM BRAGGING ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE. BY THE WAY.
I HAVE ACTUALLY SURPASSED EVERYONE. IN ALL THINGS. INCLUDING IRONY.
I AM BRAGGING ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE. BY THE WAY.
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