LOUD SQUINTING.

[fearofpiggies]

No no no no no no no.

You're not putting me in a horror game.
You aren't putting me in any game. Listen. Look. Listen. Okay.

You listening?
Okay.

No. No games. None. I reeeeeeally don't need that kind of pressure. And horror games? Absolutely, positively, 100% fuck that, no.

OH COME ON! Stop ignoring me, I see you doing other shit, paying attention to not this. Which is import--

DID YOU JUST TAB TO THE HORROR GAME? YOU DID!

No.

Comments

[tightgoldpants]

Two words. Sex. Island.

[fearofpiggies]

...

You have my attention.

[goodnightdearlisteners]

Horror is subjective! Just like reality.

Where is your mun looking at putting you?

[fearofpiggies]

Ataraxion. Basically space horror. And I agree that horror and reality are both subjective, but I'm not about to let my mun put me in any place that's horrific for me.

I saw you on your way to Tushanshu. I hope you have fun on the turtle!

[goodnightdearlisteners]

Well, that's fair. My mun looked at that one! It was a little too big for her, though, and I'm a small-town guy. I think she's in talks with one of the other guys in here with me to reopen her game again, but...we'll see when.

I will! Going to miss Carlos, though.

[fearofpiggies]

[In which I didn't realize I had this tag until just now]

Yeah, my mun inevitably decided against Ataraxion for that same reason. She's interested in places that, if they are big, might have canon characters, and/or the ability to play me at this age, and not twelve. It's kind of a slow going process.

I'm sure he'll miss you, as well. I saw a Carla bouncing around. She seemed very nice. I just hope they'll let you host your program there. The news just sounds better in a slow, mellow voice.

No problem, I was at work anyway.

[goodnightdearlisteners]

Aaaaah, right. I know how that goes! Muns can be sooooo particular, can't they? It's part of the reason mine is planning on reopening...oh, what was it - a Carnival, I think? Right, a Carnival.

[He chuckles, grinning his slightly gap-toothed grin. He likes this kid.]

I met her! She WAS very nice. Same fanTASTIC hair. I hope so, too...I really do.

[fearofpiggies]

A carnival? That sounds interesting. What kind of carnival?

[Consider his interest piqued, Cecil!]

[damncompass]

... oh dear. That does not sound good. I am so sorry.

[fearofpiggies]

Yeah. Waking up in a freaky spaceship just isn't one of my favorite things to do. Believe me. It ranks pretty low.

[damncompass]

Ew. That doesn't sound like it would be anyone's favourite thing to do. I mean, I wouldn't mind space travel, but not anything unwilling.

[fearofpiggies]

The spacey bit's all right, it's the whole kidnapped and horror aspects that blow it for me. And anyway, my mun shouldn't be apping. Too many reality-based responsibilities.

[damncompass]

Oh, I know that one all too well. My mun loves apping characters and then realizing she doesn't have the time to put into them. Probably good that my game doesn't have activity requirements.

I wouldn't do well in a horror game, especially one where I was kidnapped and couldn't go home.

[fearofpiggies]

And the last thing my mun needs right now is to look like even more of a flake.

See, you probably would do better than you'd expect. I mean, if you can survive past the adrenaline rush.

[madethefiresbetter]

You're complaining, future Dib-filth? I would have thought you'd enjoy a horror game. Maybe you'll find bigfoots. Maybe you'll get torn apart by demons! I think you should go.

[fearofpiggies]

YOU WOULD want me to go do something this dangerous. Now I'm seriously objecting to it!

[madethefiresbetter]

You can object all you want, Dib-worm! I doubt it's going to change your mun's mind. And that makes it funny!

[fearofpiggies]

You're not going to see me suffer, even through the metaspace, Zim. In fact? I might have found a loophole to get me out of this mess! I'm just lucky I have such a great rep with my mun!

[madethefiresbetter]

Loophole? What kind of loophole?

[fearofpiggies]

_{[[ALL the smug.]]}

I might be going to a place my mun knows and likes. Maybe.

_{It's just going to take having to age me back down, and I don't really like the idea of it but...}

[greymelee]

Just make sure you can bring along a chainsaw.

[fearofpiggies]

_{[[If it weren't for the fact that you seem perfectly sane, he would have sworn you were Irken, bro. As it stands, you just get an upward 'sup' nod after a quick browquirk over your appearance.]]}

I was thinkin' more along the lines of pocket radial plasma saw, but you know. Same diff.

[greymelee]

[If he ever met an Irken, he'd probably punt them. Especially Zim]

Not as fun to say as chainsaw is though.

[fearofpiggies]

That's true. It's a bit of a mouthful. Though I'm pretty sure now that I've talked my mun out of a horror game, I'm less likely to need a chainsaw. Still might bring one around, just in case. You know, for fun, and the occasionally offending tree that looks at me funny.

[greymelee]

Just as long as it isn't the Giving Tree. That guy has had enough problems.