Homeless but looking.

[misfier]

Now now meatsack, does this mean I get to go to a new game? You better make me those icons, by the by.

And can we not send me to some kind of apocalyptic-type-situation? I don't really do well with being underfed.

What about that one game where people have to cuddle you? Yeah... that sounds like a place I want to go.

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[forcowardice]

Cuddles? Cuddles sound safe!

[misfier]

Wanna go to the snugglies game with me, loser?

[flashdrive]

Cuddles?


C'mon, where's your sense of adventure?

[misfier]

Excuse me, but I am allergic to dangerous situations that may be painful or deadly!

[flashdrive]

Excuse you, you're more like a walking dangerous situation.

Your name hints at it.

[He pinches two fingers together slightly.]

Just a teeny bit.

[misfier]

NO! Nuh-uh! That's racist! Nameist...! Or something.

I am perfectly capable at other valuable skills!

[flashdrive]

Okay!

[There's a clap of his hands together, that little red light by his head blinking.]

You explain it to me. Misfire--expert cuddler.

[misfier]

Wait what? My skills or how to cuddle or what, what am I explaining?

[forcowardice]

Sure, what's the worst that could happen? I mean, oh no, I have to snuggle to live. How terrible.

[misfier]

Right? There are virtually no downsides to this.

[flashdrive]

I assumed you'd need skills in cuddling and not shooting someone's face off. For a cuddling game.

What makes you cuddle material, bub?

[misfier]

Oh yeah! I've got skills there. I'm incredibly handsome for one. Just look at this roguishly charming face! Also, totally witty!

[allaboardtheidiotwagon]

A game with cuddling?

[You're disgusted. You've seen some pretty sick and twisted games out there, but cuddling? Nothing could be more disturbing.]

[misfier]

Yeah! It sounds like the most nonthreatening thing out there right now.

[allaboardtheidiotwagon]

You're a giant metal piece of junk. You real worried about threats?

[misfier]

Pretty face like mine should always be wary of threats, pinhead.

[rungout]

...A game where people have to cuddle you?

[misfier]

Yeah! Sounds great, doesn't it? That is my kind of place, twiggy.

[rungout]

Well, yes, given some of the alternatives--

...Twiggy?

[forcowardice]

Wait.

What if we have to cuddle squishy people?

[misfier]

Well that's fine. What if we do?

[forcowardice]

What if you accidentally crushed one? Its stuff would be all over you.

[misfier]

Right? I say no thank you to that.

Yeah, you're kinda like. Made out of twigs and legs and such, little guy.

[misfier]

Hahah ewwwwwwwwww. But that's what being gentle is for.