Homeless but looking.

[misfier]

Now now meatsack, does this mean I get to go to a new game? You better make me those icons, by the by.

And can we not send me to some kind of apocalyptic-type-situation? I don't really do well with being underfed.

What about that one game where people have to cuddle you? Yeah... that sounds like a place I want to go.

Comments

[forcowardice]

Sure, what's the worst that could happen? I mean, oh no, I have to snuggle to live. How terrible.

[misfier]

Right? There are virtually no downsides to this.

[forcowardice]

Wait.

What if we have to cuddle squishy people?

[misfier]

Well that's fine. What if we do?

[forcowardice]

What if you accidentally crushed one? Its stuff would be all over you.

[misfier]

Hahah ewwwwwwwwww. But that's what being gentle is for.