Homeless but looking.

[misfier]

Now now meatsack, does this mean I get to go to a new game? You better make me those icons, by the by.

And can we not send me to some kind of apocalyptic-type-situation? I don't really do well with being underfed.

What about that one game where people have to cuddle you? Yeah... that sounds like a place I want to go.

Comments

[misfier]

Excuse me, but I am allergic to dangerous situations that may be painful or deadly!

[flashdrive]

Excuse you, you're more like a walking dangerous situation.

Your name hints at it.

[He pinches two fingers together slightly.]

Just a teeny bit.

[misfier]

NO! Nuh-uh! That's racist! Nameist...! Or something.

I am perfectly capable at other valuable skills!

[flashdrive]

Okay!

[There's a clap of his hands together, that little red light by his head blinking.]

You explain it to me. Misfire--expert cuddler.

[misfier]

Wait what? My skills or how to cuddle or what, what am I explaining?

[flashdrive]

I assumed you'd need skills in cuddling and not shooting someone's face off. For a cuddling game.

What makes you cuddle material, bub?

[misfier]

Oh yeah! I've got skills there. I'm incredibly handsome for one. Just look at this roguishly charming face! Also, totally witty!