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dear_mun2013-08-28 12:40 am
notladrian) wrote in dear_mun2013-08-28 12:40 am
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Canon is the Mistborn Trilogy by Brandon Sanderson
Not that I would dream of dragging you away from pleasurable pursuits in the name of dilligence, but it sounds as though you're neglecting the grand adventures of my canon in favour of watching competitive housekeeping. How exactly does one not only bake, but Bake-Off?
No, I am not particularly interested in watching it with you, but I suppose I don't enjoy the luxury of excusing myself, do I?
[IN THE DISTANCE, THE OPENING SCENES OF THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF PLAY.]
...So the plants truly are green in some lands. I doubt any of us could have imagined how beautiful that would be.
[...SEVERAL ROUNDS OF BREADSTICKS LATER...]
Ahh, the food of the aristocracy, tiny portions, strong in spices. Why do you never eat like this?
[...AND THEN SOME DECORATIVE LOAVES ARE BAKED...]
This must be some form of elaborate self torment in your culture. Them, for subjecting themselves to the critical whims of your culinary celebrities, and you for spending hours at a time gazing upon the creation of gourmet loaves while stocking your own closet with the most floppy, cheap excuse for bread I've ever seen...
...Wait, was the former episode about cakes? Come, we shall watch that one now.
No, I am not particularly interested in watching it with you, but I suppose I don't enjoy the luxury of excusing myself, do I?
[IN THE DISTANCE, THE OPENING SCENES OF THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE-OFF PLAY.]
...So the plants truly are green in some lands. I doubt any of us could have imagined how beautiful that would be.
[...SEVERAL ROUNDS OF BREADSTICKS LATER...]
Ahh, the food of the aristocracy, tiny portions, strong in spices. Why do you never eat like this?
[...AND THEN SOME DECORATIVE LOAVES ARE BAKED...]
This must be some form of elaborate self torment in your culture. Them, for subjecting themselves to the critical whims of your culinary celebrities, and you for spending hours at a time gazing upon the creation of gourmet loaves while stocking your own closet with the most floppy, cheap excuse for bread I've ever seen...
...Wait, was the former episode about cakes? Come, we shall watch that one now.