Thinking of Apping Zero's child to mallowhallow

[nobleknight]

Calm your ass down woman!

First you need to make sure he even recognizes me! There's no damn way I'm getting in the way of Bloody Rose's barrel! Papa is not exactly the calmest person. [Neither is she.]

I don't care if you want to see our family complete! I don't want Kimiko-neesan to be bothered by your nonsense. What if they all don't recognize us? She'll have to explain to them! THERE IS NO WAY I'M EVER BOTHERING MY PERFECT SISTER LIKE THAT? got it?

So just quit your fantasies and leave me alone.

-Moriko Kiryuu

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[gentlesnow]

.... Youngest? I have more than one daughter? But I...

[She's had an idea for a while, but hearing her say she was Zero's daughter and all of this, she can't help but burn up realizing.]

So... Z-zero and I....?

[nobleknight]

Congratulations, you now know that you are a very sexually active vampire, even with the lack of sexual attractants...

[Is her mother's brain frying up?] Zero-papa couldn't have done it on his own...

[gentlesnow]

Sexually active--?!

[Pouting to that.]

But.... As far as I know,..... Zero doesn't think of me like that....

[nobleknight]

Yes, sexually active. You were able to bang Kuran Kaname and my papa. Hence, two daughters. [Forgive her language. So crass.]

Well you may not have a nice round bosom, but I think Papa was sexually attracted enoug....no... not even I see what Papa saw in you.

[gentlesnow]

Bang?! That's hardly... You got your personality from Zero didn't you...?

But.. Nevermind that... I... None of this is possible. Kaname.... he's just my brother. We'd already talked about this so I...

[Pouting again.]

Hey now! My boobs are fine as they are.

[Everyone keeps dissing them... sob. But... back to business]

You said I have two daughters so... Who's the other?

[nobleknight]

Bang... meaning you had sex. Do I have to go through the details?.... and....Yes I did. I'm very lucky, aren't I?

Apparently, it's normal for brother's and sisters in pureblood families to fall inlove, get married, have children and all that shenanigans. Something about keeping family blood pure. So, if you didn't bang Kuran Kaname, then, how the heck did you get the most beautiful and perfect pureblood as your oldest daughter?

[She points at her own chest.] Does these look fine? You gave them to me and it's as flat as a board!

Your other daughter is my nee-san. The beautiful Kuran Kimiko!

[gentlesnow]

I know what bang means....

[Crude child...]

I get that but... [most beautiful and perfect oldest daughter....]

I'm not as flat as a board!

Kuran Kimiko....

[nobleknight]

It's hard to know whether you know something or not...

[She's your daughter. And yes, so perfect.]

Like hell you're not. Ask Papa!

Yes, your daughter with Kaname-san

[gentlesnow]

[Ignoring...]

..... So let me get this straight...

You're telling me that I have a daughter with Kaname-nii-san and Zero....? And you're from my future.... I can't imagine Zero is taking this that well.

Honestly, I don't even know what's totally going on. I'm still a human right now.

[nobleknight]

[Smiles.]

Finally someone gets it.

And no, he's just one moment away from either shooting me or shooting himself.

I think my mundane explained that to me, I think it's better that your human. Because you are human. But I think... you are weaker this way.

[gentlesnow]

I can't say I totally believe you, but this really isn't something that someone would lie about. It's too bizarre to be a lie. Not to mention my mundane has mentioned to me that this is apparently normal here.

You think it's better? I mean.... I guess I wouldn't mind being in my Pureblood state but... I'm afraid that it will change how things are....

[nobleknight]

Yes. A hunter and noble never lies! I am your daughter, sad to say, I can't feed you my blood for you to see my memories.

Well at least you won't die so easily. But personality-wise, I don't think the change will matter. You're still the same Yuuki-mama I know....

[gentlesnow]

That would probably be helpful, but I don't want to risk it. I like things as they already are.

[nobleknight]

I don't get why you'd like that. Zero-papa didn't marry you as a human, he married you as a pureblood.

[gentlesnow]

He did? But I thought he....

[Doesn't he hate Purebloods?]

[nobleknight]

He..?

[Congratulations Mama. You're the exception.] He loves you!