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Thinking of Apping Zero's child to mallowhallow

Calm your ass down woman!

First you need to make sure he even recognizes me! There's no damn way I'm getting in the way of Bloody Rose's barrel! Papa is not exactly the calmest person. [Neither is she.]

I don't care if you want to see our family complete! I don't want Kimiko-neesan to be bothered by your nonsense. What if they all don't recognize us? She'll have to explain to them! THERE IS NO WAY I'M EVER BOTHERING MY PERFECT SISTER LIKE THAT? got it?

So just quit your fantasies and leave me alone.

-Moriko Kiryuu

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I don't mind, really. It's okay. I'm used to----

[Perfect? Oh and now she's blushing]

I-I'm not perfect....

But I still don't want to inconvenience you.

[She smiles slightly for Kimiko] Of course you are. You are the most perfect vampire, sister, and pureblood in the entire universe.

[This girl looks familiar.....]

Bloody Rose? Papa?!

[Woah! Wait a minute! Did she just refer to Zero as "papa"?]

Uhm...

What is it, Yuuki-mama?

Yuuki......mama?

W-what are you saying? I don't have any kids....

Who are you?

No.. Not you too...![She facepalms]

I am your daughter. I am a noble of house Kuran-Kiryuu.

You too? What do you mean?

D-daughter? But I don't have-- Kiryuu?

[Kuran she can see, but.... Zero? She's just going to go silent.]

Papa seems to have memory problems. I think it's because of his age, it's hard to tell a vampires age through physical means. But I think he's getting memory losses and gaps.

Yes, I am your youngest daughter. And as if it's not obvious enough, I'm the offspring of the last living Kiryuu.

.... Youngest? I have more than one daughter? But I...

[She's had an idea for a while, but hearing her say she was Zero's daughter and all of this, she can't help but burn up realizing.]

So... Z-zero and I....?

Congratulations, you now know that you are a very sexually active vampire, even with the lack of sexual attractants...

[Is her mother's brain frying up?] Zero-papa couldn't have done it on his own...

Sexually active--?!

[Pouting to that.]

But.... As far as I know,..... Zero doesn't think of me like that....

Yes, sexually active. You were able to bang Kuran Kaname and my papa. Hence, two daughters. [Forgive her language. So crass.]

Well you may not have a nice round bosom, but I think Papa was sexually attracted enoug....no... not even I see what Papa saw in you.

Bang?! That's hardly... You got your personality from Zero didn't you...?

But.. Nevermind that... I... None of this is possible. Kaname.... he's just my brother. We'd already talked about this so I...

[Pouting again.]

Hey now! My boobs are fine as they are.

[Everyone keeps dissing them... sob. But... back to business]

You said I have two daughters so... Who's the other?

Bang... meaning you had sex. Do I have to go through the details?.... and....Yes I did. I'm very lucky, aren't I?

Apparently, it's normal for brother's and sisters in pureblood families to fall inlove, get married, have children and all that shenanigans. Something about keeping family blood pure. So, if you didn't bang Kuran Kaname, then, how the heck did you get the most beautiful and perfect pureblood as your oldest daughter?

[She points at her own chest.] Does these look fine? You gave them to me and it's as flat as a board!

Your other daughter is my nee-san. The beautiful Kuran Kimiko!

I know what bang means....

[Crude child...]

I get that but... [most beautiful and perfect oldest daughter....]

I'm not as flat as a board!

Kuran Kimiko....

It's hard to know whether you know something or not...

[She's your daughter. And yes, so perfect.]

Like hell you're not. Ask Papa!

Yes, your daughter with Kaname-san

[Ignoring...]

..... So let me get this straight...

You're telling me that I have a daughter with Kaname-nii-san and Zero....? And you're from my future.... I can't imagine Zero is taking this that well.

Honestly, I don't even know what's totally going on. I'm still a human right now.

[Smiles.]

Finally someone gets it.

And no, he's just one moment away from either shooting me or shooting himself.

I think my mundane explained that to me, I think it's better that your human. Because you are human. But I think... you are weaker this way.

I can't say I totally believe you, but this really isn't something that someone would lie about. It's too bizarre to be a lie. Not to mention my mundane has mentioned to me that this is apparently normal here.

You think it's better? I mean.... I guess I wouldn't mind being in my Pureblood state but... I'm afraid that it will change how things are....

Yes. A hunter and noble never lies! I am your daughter, sad to say, I can't feed you my blood for you to see my memories.

Well at least you won't die so easily. But personality-wise, I don't think the change will matter. You're still the same Yuuki-mama I know....

That would probably be helpful, but I don't want to risk it. I like things as they already are.

I don't get why you'd like that. Zero-papa didn't marry you as a human, he married you as a pureblood.

He did? But I thought he....

[Doesn't he hate Purebloods?]

He..?

[Congratulations Mama. You're the exception.] He loves you!

[*eyetwitch* Not this again.]

I'm not your Papa.

[*stronger eyetwitch* This time, she will hit him on the head, regardless if she'll get a spanking for it.]

And I'm telling you I am, you stubborn old man!

[..... *tries not to picture that*]

Better an old man, than a kid with a few screws loose in their head.

[You may not use vines to do your spanking!]

Excuse me? My head is screwed in tight! Can't say the same for you! Choosing a pureblood for a wife.

[slfkdisaufaisfhiasofshddg]

I didn't choose some damn Pureblood!

[dflhajklhgjkldgh]

Like hell you didn't! You chose the most un-elegant pureblood to be your wife! What's worse is she's absolutely empty up front!

I'm not into flat-chested little girls. [Which is exactly how he see's the Kuran sister.] So, go bark up another tree for your small cup size.

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Oh please. Is that what you tell her?

I'm not into your chest but I'd still like to have a baby with you?

[sfgipsarf8[odsgfdshgudsg]

I don't tell her anything! I don't even the girl!

[He's always outside guarding the mansion, and she's always inside hiding from him.]

Edited 2013-08-30 18:29 (UTC)

...So you do her without saying anything?

[Her 900 year old mind can't process this.]

Edited 2013-08-30 18:33 (UTC)

I don't do anything to her!

You know that sounds worse.

...can you hear yourself talking? So what, you stay on bed butt naked and Yuuki-mama does everything?

[sd.jg,dkfuipsdgls/ifdso;f;odsjhgs STOP TALKING!!!! NOW!!!!]

I don't care how it sounds - And Stop making things up!

[If you say so..]

DAMN IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN? [She speeds up behind his father and hits him as hard as she could on his head.]

[Like he'd let some half ass vampire get the better of him! His demeanor immediately changes, and he instantly moves out of the way, his hand snapping out to grab her by the arm to reel her in.]

Don't mistake me for some useless vampire. [His grip tightens.]

[Guess what, you trained her. She uses her father's hold as leverage and she jumps up to kick her father's chest with both feet, then twists her body to drop kick his head.]

You're not useless, you're my father damn it! You taught me everything I know!

[He might be impressed by her technique, but he isn't about to let her drop kick his head. He moves out of the way.]

You've been trained, I'll give you that much.

[When he moves away and her legs start to fall, she spins her body slightly to land a kick on his ribs.]

Cause you trained me! Damn it, why can't you believe me? I need my Papa!

[The kick lands and he glares at her.]

Will you stop calling me that!

[She just glares back.]

I will not stop calling you that, when it took you over a year to force me to call you that instead of daddy! [Notice a tiny shiny tear on the edge of her eyes.]

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He deserves a medal for worst not!Husband/not!Papa. orz

yes he does. He really sticks to his guns XD

1/2 The most stubborn guy there ever was.

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Well, you did a good job passing your STUBBORN to your daughter

........ He's not sure if he's proud or plain annoyed. orz (keywords)

Well, just be proud, your daughter could do the annoyed part!

... why couldn't you learn his other talents. The more tolerable ones? >_>

/*thinks*............WHAT TOLERABLE ONES? <u<

.... You're a horrible daughter.

You're a horrible daddy...well not really..but right now..yes!

Papa is so proud of you, dropping kicking vampires. *wipes tear*

Yay she's very happy to make papa proud!

The proudest, most bruised Papa their ever was!

Yay!

/thinks............WHAT TOLERABLE ONES? <u<

Papa is so proud of you, dropping kicking vampires. wipes tear