Prep8re yourselves

[l8dyluck]

Seri8usly, wh8t the f8ck is up? >::::/

First you m8ke it look like my luck is actu8lly ch8nging in the quadrants, and then you pl8ce me here?
Not that I c8re, 8ut...

Ugh, whatever! It doesn't matter. Just don't m8ke me look stupid, ok8y?

Comments

[wwhinin]

thats the biggest fuckin lie i havve evver heard in my entire cycle

[dicey]

Nope! Tons of people like me, and tons of people dislike me. I'm popular in all sorts of ways!

[wwhinin]

nyeh
wwhatevver helps your stupid insecurities

[dicey]

That is hilarious, coming from you!

[wwhinin]

oh dont evven fuckin try an givve me that
lets remember wwho is successfully balancin out twwo relationships here

_{[ yeah he's going to brag and brag about this. ]}

[dicey]

Successfully? I'll 8elieve it when I see it! Your kismesis doesn't seem all that happy a8out it.

Iiiiiiii, on the other hand, am learning a8out a fuckton of alien cultures. I am the am8assador, it's me.

[wwhinin]

oh wwoww i am absolutely impressed right noww
you dont evven knoww howw impressed i am
glub glub

right wwell
i totally havve fef an vvris fightin ovver me
so its kind a awwesome in evvery wway

i doubt anybody fights ovver you for anythin

_{[ he stretches the truth. a little. ]}

[dicey]

Fighting over who has to d8 you? ::::( Poor them!

Multiple people have offered to kick douche8ags' asses for me! Which is pretty unnecessary 8ecause I can do my own ass-kicking, 8ut the offers were still definitely a thing.