canon is At World's End

[lager]

Let's just get one little itty bitty thing straight, shall we?

There is only one Gary King. And you really ought to see things more than once before you dive head straight on into something like this, yeah?

Oh, who the fuck am I kidding. Just drink more! S' a great fucking idea. Just no games with robots. Er. Uh. Blanks. Right. And go see the movie again.

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[lager]

...I get you're a cop, yeah.

But you're not really convincin' me you've gone a bit wild.

[alotofpaperwork]

[dryly. annoyed.] Wild doesn't mean breaking the law. Nine times out of ten.

[lager]

S'that so then? When was the last time you went rogue, eh? And what do you consider being wild without breakin' the law?

[alotofpaperwork]

[See that look? That's his action hero look. It's there and gone for a moment. That, I could do anything fuck it all look that so many people have seen.

Then it's gone. Replaced by "serious police officer."] Recently. [his smile's thin. Then.]

Controlled. Safe fun. With friends.

[lager]

[ that would have almost been fun. he should have lept on that. but then, then again, there's that police look a bit, and gary's back to looking bored. ]

Recently, eh? What'd you do? Steal some coke off a prisoner? Frisk some woman a little too friendly?

You're really shite at giving examples, mate.