voicetesting...

[boings]

Ehhhh? Can Ami-chan really come out to play now? [ it's about damn time, mun. ] I'm so excited to get the chance to see everyone~! I hope they're all here, like Takasu-kun [ only ] and Yuusaku [ maybe ] and Kushieda-san [ pass ] and, yes, even Aisaka-san! [ barf ] I know Aisaka-san probably wouldn't want to see me since she's always so angry and violent... but I'm sure that's only because she doesn't really have many friends, so she's just not used to acting like a decent human being around people~!

[ she laughs lightly. ]

She just needs a lot of help, that's all. Of course Ami-chan will try and offer her own, but everyone's always telling Ami-chan that she tries too hard to help others all the time, so Ami-chan isn't sure she'll be able to do much good... Maybe Aisaka-san needs a little more!

[ delicately, she places a finger to her chin in thought. ]

Mmm mmm, that's right! Maybe Aisaka-san needs professional help~!

Comments

[notdelinquent]

[ wasn't being lusted after three girls enough of an adventure for one guy? come on now. ]

That's not what I meant. Some of the places I've been told about are dangerous, as in you could get hurt. And I don't think wanting attention is worth getting yourself injured over. [ HE WORRIES ABOUT YOU, AMI. ;A;]

[boings]

[ YEAH YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD, RYUUJI WAH WAH >8(

anyway, she's waving a dismissive hand in the air. worry shworry. knowing you, ryuuji, the only "dangers" there is mold. ]

If you're so concerned, just come with me!

[notdelinquent]

I think I'd like it better if we just went back home to everyone else.

1/2

[boings]

Bo-ring.

[boings]

Anyway, if your mun has kept you around for this long, they're clearly not about to let you go. You might not have that choice, Takasu-kun.

[notdelinquent]

[ ... dammit, she's right. A sigh. ]

Well then, if I had to choose, then I guess I'd go somewhere with someone I know. [ that way he could keep an eye on them and make sure they are eating properly 8| ]

[boings]

[ be more of a mother, ryuuji, really. ]

That's no good, Takasu-kun. That kind of negotiating will only get you somewhere boring or unpleasant! You need better and more specific terms than that.

[notdelinquent]

Maybe I want boring and unpleasant! What's wrong with that?

1/2

[boings]

Everything! [ duh. ]

No no, you have to do it like this. Repeat after me, okay? Face your mun and tell them, "Mun! I want to go to a fantasy sex island with the great Kawashima Ami, and I won't take no for an answer!"

[boings]

[ a pause.

and then a laugh. ]

Or something~

1/3

[notdelinquent]

[ .... processing.... ]

[ ....... ]

[ ... w-what... did she just... ]

2/3

[notdelinquent]

[ ajdfgjdlfkhjasknmf;!!!!]

[ remember you're a taken man, ryuuji!!! ]

[notdelinquent]

[ --- PLUS don't fall for her tricks!!! ]

[ here, have an irritated + embarrassed hot mess flailing at you. good job, you succeeded. ]

KAWASHIMA!!!

[boings]

[ even through her laughter, she winces a little, but even his indignant shrieking isn't as insulting as she half-expected his reaction to be... so that's not bad at all! ]

Maa maa, any higher and only dogs will be able to hear you, Takasu-kun.

I was only kidding, anyway! But Ami-chan had no idea your face can turn so red~!

1/2

[notdelinquent]

[ he is on the defensive now, sob. ]

Of course it would, idiot! You brought up having se—

I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO BED LIKE YESTERDAY. this was a lot of fun. 8))

[notdelinquent]

— never mind. Let's just drop it.

[ especially when he knows you're just trying to make a fool out of him. he should know better by now rly. do not appreciate thnx. ]

aslkdjal OOPS SORRY sleep wellllll....! and come back to me i mean what who said that

[boings]

[ IS THAT ALL SHE'S TRYING TO DO, RYUUJI? IS IT? ]

Ahhh, see? There — that kind of tone. That's the kind of tone no mun can refuse!

YOU RANG?

[notdelinquent]

[ He is far too oblivious of her cryptic advances in order to ever find out, really. ]

I give up. [ his shoulders slump in defeat ] I wish Taiga was here.

[ Is that specific enough for you now, Ami? B) ]

*A* 1/2

[boings]

[ quite.

it's enough to knock the smile right off her face, really, moreso than any physical slap would have...

but in the next few moments she is closing her eyes and inhaling deeply, swallowing the thick pill of reality and just

dealing with it. ]

[boings]

[ can she even say she's surprised? ]

Try saying it louder, Takasu-kun. Maybe the mun gods will hear you and grant your wish.

[notdelinquent]

I don't think it works that way.

[ Believe him, he's tried. Multiple times. ]

/slides on over

[taigabite]

I'm right here, you silly mongrel.

[boings]

[ ami's judging your not-so-tearful reunion taiga.

srsly, this is lame. ]

the more ladies, the merrier (´ε｀ ) 1/2

[notdelinquent]

[ !!! look at this fool's happy face. DO YOU SEE IT. ]

Taiga!

2/2

[notdelinquent]

[ — but his face quickly falls when he remembers the conversation he was having with Ami prior to her entrance. This could be bad. ]

How long have you been there?